John Mason

The erectile external sexual organ of males, used in copulation, and in mammals, also for urination.

Did you get a look at the size of that guy's John Mason?!

Rubbing my John Mason causes pleasure that I'm ashamed of.

John Mason by MC Kedgett February 23, 2009

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John Mason

John Mason gay? ok, (in a car with 1 pretty best friend)

John Mason by Mrs. Sikora October 30, 2020

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John Mason • mason st.john • John Maloney • johnason • John Cena • john kerry • john lennon • John McCain • John Mayer • John Howard

mason st.john

This is a guy that is a fucking keeper he is funny, smart, loving person that will always make you feel special and safe. If you ever come across a Mason... NEVER LET HIM GO!!!!

Holy shit that guys a Mason St.john

mason st.john by Lolwhymegod634 January 18, 2017

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John Maloney

Fucking legend and a proper fighting man

There’s John maloney

John Maloney by Ggghhhgfddgjkwowk November 22, 2021

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johnason

A name that when your parents do not know how to spell "Johnathan".

Johnason is the most attractive guy in the world.

johnason by ganwapisu April 25, 2021

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Stealthie

when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.

This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.

FRIEND A: "Did you just take a stealthie of me?"

FRIEND B (turning phone around): "no I was just using snapchat's new filter, see?"

Stealthie by gwenhyfar October 2, 2016

Word of the Day on May 25, 2026

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Summer Teeth

When someone has a lot of missing teeth.

Mannn, that dude has summer teeth!
What do you mean?
Summer here, summer there...

Summer Teeth by BeckPot August 2, 2012

Word of the Day on May 24, 2026

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