john jack

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"hey we still up for tonight?"
"nah sorry i cant anymore"
"you john jack'd me!"

john jack by hannahbanana123 January 8, 2009

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jack/john

A person who has the qualities of a Jack, and was given the birthname john. a jack/john has the sexiest eyes, and if you make him mad, he will destroy you verbally. he is amazingly smart and is truly the shit

OMG, he is so Jack/John

jack/john by JACKLOPEEEE May 7, 2018

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John Jacked

When you date a girl for more than a year and get nothing but a kiss (EXTREME FRIEND ZONE)
Have to resort to tickiling after failure to secure walls

Bro he hasn't gotten any walls she "John jacked" him

John Jacked by Shay Hill (Tip Monster) December 26, 2016

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John Jacking

To tell people how to be a man while taking things into your own anus.

The suspicious dude may be john jacking you.

John Jacking by pornstitute January 19, 2022

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Thomas John Ellis Is Dennis Jackson Robles

Thomas John Ellis Is Dennis Jackson Robles by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim March 26, 2025

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Shackteâu

A Shackteau is a humble, weather-beaten, structurally questionable shelter located in a spectacular or highly coveted place—Wales, Jackson Hole, Sun Valley, Crested Butte, coastal Maine, the Alps—where the building itself may be worth almost nothing, but the dirt, view, access, and mythology make it absurdly valuable.
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Shackteâu - We thought it was an abandoned shed until the realtor called it a rare alpine Shackteâu with unobstructed views and listed it for $2 million.

Shackteâu by ez-dog June 4, 2026

Word of the Day on June 5, 2026

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Sonion

Sonion comes from a GIF that is a mix of the word son and onion ( if you use this slang you like dih)

Man 1 says "I drank last night I need a break" Man 2 "Sonion"

Sonion by popularloner67 March 11, 2026

Word of the Day on June 4, 2026

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