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Joei is the funniest person you will ever know. She is always there by your side helping you with every problem, and doesn’t stop until she makes you smile. Nobody can get her off their mind and are always thinking about her even at the worst of times because they know it will make them smile. Joei is the most perfect person to everyone that knows her but doesn’t always believe in herself. She has tough times but always pushes herself to move past it, especially with the help of her loving friends. She is the prettiest girl anyone has ever seen and if you have one in your life, don’t lose her!
Friend: I’m feeling really depressed

Joei: It will be ok :) (gives them a hug)
Joei by The_Truth🤞🏻 February 25, 2019
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the sweetest, loveable, sexiest, boy a girl could dream of. A total asshole to people who piss him or his girl off.
What happened to you?

I went over tryin to hit on that girl.

so??

well this guy came up and beat the shit outta me.

hahahaha. nobody told you?

told me what?

that girl is joei's girl.

don't fuck with him or her.

complete badasses.
Joei by jamie [mf] clark October 16, 2008
joei is a slut
joei by joei hater May 31, 2022
someone who follows the leadership of Joe "Emotiguy"
"hey! are you a joeist?"
"hell yeah! i love joe! :emoteedoublecool:"
"fuck yeah! lets shag!"
Joeist by Z2r August 3, 2023

Grandpa Joeing 

Technique used mainly by males to sleep in the same quarters (Bed, Couch, etc.) without having the threat of gay/awkward encounters. The two will lay in opposite directions (feet next to head) mirroring the position used in the movie Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory by Grandpa Joe and the other geriatrics in that beat on shit-hole house.
I was Grandpa Joeing on the couch with Raff yesterday watchin golf

Yo I dont have anywhere to sleep, you mind if I Grandpa Joe with you.

I slept with Jim, its cool tho we Grandpa Joe'd
Grandpa Joeing by T$SS March 29, 2011

joeissuchahoar 

the term for anyone who believes the word whore is spelt hoar

origin: in a mass movement on Facebook as a result of a boy spelling hoar incorrectly, the movement resulted in people posting #joeissuchahoar on said boy's timeline in a bid to raise money for charity. For each person that posted, a pound was donated to a local charity. It has resulted in the term joeissuchahoar being used to refer to anyone who mis-spells whore as hoar. Hoar actually refers to the adjective for a whitish-grey colour.
Person a: You know that guy spelt hoar instead of whore?
Person b: Haha what a joeissuchahoar
joeissuchahoar by Beri64 November 3, 2012
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The striver is an interesting phenomenon that is seen across college campuses. In essence, the striver is an over-achiever who comes from a working or middle class family. He may be an immigrant. He may have been a slacker in HS who was "born again" into an academic wunderkind. Or he may just be an over-achiever who is keeping at it.

The striver is willing to sacrifice his social life at the expense of Phi Beta Kappa and Summa Cum Laude. The striver is the guy who stays at the library long after you are gone. The striver is the guy who takes 30 credits/semester and considers anything below an A/4.0 failure. The striver doesn't work on campus, he is too busy finding ways to pad his resume instead of working retail or workstudy. The striver lets his grades pay his education by applying to ten scholarships a year.

The striver is a future Soros/Fullbright/Rhodes/Gates/Marshall/etc. fellow. The striver lives to study. For the striver, their fun comes from the rewards they expect to receive in return for their diligence. Be it Law School, B-School, academia, or politics. The striver seeks to find the American Dream through academic success.
Anthony was a striver. He transfered from a TTT to an IVY and graduated in 2 years. He studied his ass off and went to Penn Law. He got a Biglaw offer. But lost it all because of an unmoderated mesasgeboard.

Successful strivers:
- Barack Obama
- Harold Koh
Striver by URM Striver January 3, 2009
Word of the Day on August 15, 2026

SkyPesos 

Delta SkyMiles, also known as SkyPesos, is the frequent flyer program of Delta Airlines. It has a very poor value and hard to use.
- I'm trying to book an award flight to Paris, but I only have 70,000 SkyPesos
- Just forget about it, you don't have enough SkyPesos to fly anywhere.
SkyPesos by 404_name_not_found December 6, 2018
Word of the Day on August 14, 2026

Quiche Peanemis

Quirky niche peak cinema analysis
It describes the analysis of a media piece which is quirky and niche, yet peak.
Give me the quiche peanemis on the movie I missed.
Quiche Peanemis by Mushroom2241 June 17, 2026
Word of the Day on August 13, 2026
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