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Joei is the funniest person you will ever know. She is always there by your side helping you with every problem, and doesn’t stop until she makes you smile. Nobody can get her off their mind and are always thinking about her even at the worst of times because they know it will make them smile. Joei is the most perfect person to everyone that knows her but doesn’t always believe in herself. She has tough times but always pushes herself to move past it, especially with the help of her loving friends. She is the prettiest girl anyone has ever seen and if you have one in your life, don’t lose her!
Friend: I’m feeling really depressed

Joei: It will be ok :) (gives them a hug)
Joei by The_Truth🤞🏻 February 25, 2019
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the sweetest, loveable, sexiest, boy a girl could dream of. A total asshole to people who piss him or his girl off.
What happened to you?

I went over tryin to hit on that girl.

so??

well this guy came up and beat the shit outta me.

hahahaha. nobody told you?

told me what?

that girl is joei's girl.

don't fuck with him or her.

complete badasses.
Joei by jamie [mf] clark October 16, 2008
joei is a slut
joei by joei hater May 31, 2022
someone who follows the leadership of Joe "Emotiguy"
"hey! are you a joeist?"
"hell yeah! i love joe! :emoteedoublecool:"
"fuck yeah! lets shag!"
Joeist by Z2r August 3, 2023

Grandpa Joeing 

Technique used mainly by males to sleep in the same quarters (Bed, Couch, etc.) without having the threat of gay/awkward encounters. The two will lay in opposite directions (feet next to head) mirroring the position used in the movie Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory by Grandpa Joe and the other geriatrics in that beat on shit-hole house.
I was Grandpa Joeing on the couch with Raff yesterday watchin golf

Yo I dont have anywhere to sleep, you mind if I Grandpa Joe with you.

I slept with Jim, its cool tho we Grandpa Joe'd
Grandpa Joeing by T$SS March 29, 2011

joeissuchahoar 

the term for anyone who believes the word whore is spelt hoar

origin: in a mass movement on Facebook as a result of a boy spelling hoar incorrectly, the movement resulted in people posting #joeissuchahoar on said boy's timeline in a bid to raise money for charity. For each person that posted, a pound was donated to a local charity. It has resulted in the term joeissuchahoar being used to refer to anyone who mis-spells whore as hoar. Hoar actually refers to the adjective for a whitish-grey colour.
Person a: You know that guy spelt hoar instead of whore?
Person b: Haha what a joeissuchahoar
joeissuchahoar by Beri64 November 3, 2012
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British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
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Literally "dirty" pronounced with a West Indian accent. Can also have a positive connotation, for example Sean Paul's album title "Dutty Rock".
"The girl is pretty but she corrupt and dutty!"

or, in a positive usage:

"Booya! That freestyle was dutty!"
Dutty by J Hall April 3, 2003
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