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Joei is the funniest person you will ever know. She is always there by your side helping you with every problem, and doesn’t stop until she makes you smile. Nobody can get her off their mind and are always thinking about her even at the worst of times because they know it will make them smile. Joei is the most perfect person to everyone that knows her but doesn’t always believe in herself. She has tough times but always pushes herself to move past it, especially with the help of her loving friends. She is the prettiest girl anyone has ever seen and if you have one in your life, don’t lose her!
Friend: I’m feeling really depressed

Joei: It will be ok :) (gives them a hug)
Joei by The_Truth🤞🏻 February 25, 2019
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the sweetest, loveable, sexiest, boy a girl could dream of. A total asshole to people who piss him or his girl off.
What happened to you?

I went over tryin to hit on that girl.

so??

well this guy came up and beat the shit outta me.

hahahaha. nobody told you?

told me what?

that girl is joei's girl.

don't fuck with him or her.

complete badasses.
Joei by jamie [mf] clark October 16, 2008
joei is a slut
joei by joei hater May 31, 2022
someone who follows the leadership of Joe "Emotiguy"
"hey! are you a joeist?"
"hell yeah! i love joe! :emoteedoublecool:"
"fuck yeah! lets shag!"
Joeist by Z2r August 3, 2023

Grandpa Joeing 

Technique used mainly by males to sleep in the same quarters (Bed, Couch, etc.) without having the threat of gay/awkward encounters. The two will lay in opposite directions (feet next to head) mirroring the position used in the movie Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory by Grandpa Joe and the other geriatrics in that beat on shit-hole house.
I was Grandpa Joeing on the couch with Raff yesterday watchin golf

Yo I dont have anywhere to sleep, you mind if I Grandpa Joe with you.

I slept with Jim, its cool tho we Grandpa Joe'd
Grandpa Joeing by T$SS March 29, 2011

joeissuchahoar 

the term for anyone who believes the word whore is spelt hoar

origin: in a mass movement on Facebook as a result of a boy spelling hoar incorrectly, the movement resulted in people posting #joeissuchahoar on said boy's timeline in a bid to raise money for charity. For each person that posted, a pound was donated to a local charity. It has resulted in the term joeissuchahoar being used to refer to anyone who mis-spells whore as hoar. Hoar actually refers to the adjective for a whitish-grey colour.
Person a: You know that guy spelt hoar instead of whore?
Person b: Haha what a joeissuchahoar
joeissuchahoar by Beri64 November 3, 2012
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fauxstalgia 

Faux nostalgia. Faking old things in an attempt to recapture the feeling of times gone past, especially of technology that has passed.
Hipstamatic pictures, just like the vinyl-static added to digital recordings, is prime fauxstalgia
fauxstalgia by scotte61 December 16, 2010
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pajama casual 

Pajama casual is a term used when working from home and preparing for a video conference. All business above the waist and your pajama pants down below.
We have a Zoom meeting in a few minutes and I’ll probably go pajama casual.
pajama casual by jrod-knows March 31, 2020
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funflation 

The recent boom in consumer spending on entertainment and experiences with a high demand running up the cost of enjoying of those experiences.
I’m trying to go to this Taylor Swift concert but the funflation has made it so impossible for me to afford tickets.
funflation by Dfree523 November 17, 2023
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