joe burton

Legend/hero based on cult hero from english/welsh history, was rumoured to have saved many children from packs of wolves in the ancient town of Alverton.

I can't believe you'd do that for me, you're such a Joe Burton

joe burton by Matthew Reynolds2 December 1, 2007

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Joe burton

Big man strong and usually has glasses

Joe Burton what a great surprise

Joe burton by Weird boy 68419 November 11, 2019

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Joe Barton

Rep. Joe Barton (R) Texas

Joe Barton is the fuckwit who, during his opening remarks at congressional hearings on the BP Oil spill actually apologized to Tony Hayward!! Barton thought the Obama Administration treated the BP C.E.O. unfairly after his company caused the worst environmental disaster in American history! Most people were annoyed because Obama didn't deal more harshly with Hayward and BP, but not this Big Oil Texan.

Joe Barton, the infamous bp sympathizer should be an embarassment to the G.O.P. and all of America!

Joe Barton by Charles_U_Farley August 10, 2010

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genuinely so big it has its own ecosystem.
get too close and it might just suck you in like a black hole

‘so how big is it’
Joe Nelsons belly button big 😏

Joe Nelsons Belly Button by DaddyMckenny January 17, 2021

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