joe burton

Legend/hero based on cult hero from english/welsh history, was rumoured to have saved many children from packs of wolves in the ancient town of Alverton.

I can't believe you'd do that for me, you're such a Joe Burton

joe burton by Matthew Reynolds2 December 1, 2007

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Joe burton

Big man strong and usually has glasses

Joe Burton what a great surprise

Joe burton by Weird boy 68419 November 11, 2019

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Joe Barton

Rep. Joe Barton (R) Texas

Joe Barton is the fuckwit who, during his opening remarks at congressional hearings on the BP Oil spill actually apologized to Tony Hayward!! Barton thought the Obama Administration treated the BP C.E.O. unfairly after his company caused the worst environmental disaster in American history! Most people were annoyed because Obama didn't deal more harshly with Hayward and BP, but not this Big Oil Texan.

Joe Barton, the infamous bp sympathizer should be an embarassment to the G.O.P. and all of America!

Joe Barton by Charles_U_Farley August 10, 2010

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Joe Nelsons Belly Button

Large
genuinely so big it has its own ecosystem.
get too close and it might just suck you in like a black hole

‘so how big is it’
Joe Nelsons belly button big 😏

Joe Nelsons Belly Button by DaddyMckenny January 17, 2021

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funiosity

The art of being peculiar, but in an amusing fashion.

"Wow, look at that dog running on three legs"
- "Yeah, that sure is a funiosity"

funiosity by Supersonic Stevie November 23, 2007

Word of the Day on July 25, 2026

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Toe Rag

A toe rag was originally a foot wrapping used, since mediaeval times up until the mid-nineteenth century, to protect the foot from chafing by boots or shoes. As these were, quite literally, rags they weren’t usually washed, and so with use they became very smelly until they were thrown away. Because of the similarity in smell, toe rag also became the name applied to dried, salted cod or other things with a strong, unpleasant, fishy smell. It didn’t take that long before the name was applied to someone who was an obnoxious, unpleasant OIC.

1 “Socks! Those aren’t socks you smelly git, they’re toe rags!”
2 “What have you been cooking? Smells like toe rag!”
3 “I can smell ‘er fanny from ‘ere, proper toe rag.”
4 That Heale Malcolm is a right toe rag.

Toe Rag by AKACroatalin November 29, 2016

Word of the Day on July 24, 2026

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Eternity leave

When some resigns or retires from a job, they are on "eternity leave". This can also refer to someone who has passed away, especially someone who worked somewhere for a long time, retired/resigned, then passed away later.

Oh I'm sorry, you didn't know that Kelly is on eternity leave? She resigned and moved to Hawaii!

With regrets I would like to inform you that my boss is officially on eternity leave. I will never see or hear them again. Ever.

Eternity leave by LingDanc803 February 7, 2023

Word of the Day on July 23, 2026

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