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Joe Weller

An English dick who is basically Popeye's fucking son and thinks he can beat the biggest fucking badass KSI
Person 1: Dude, are you going to watch KSI vs Joe Weller in February?
Person 2: Yeah man no shit. KSI is going to fucking rape him
Joe Weller by 98765432154321 November 9, 2017

Joe Weller

Plastic also known for kitty and teapot
Joe Weller by Uhhj September 10, 2018

Jingle Jangle Jewellery 

Testicular decorations
Hey Dave, do you want to see my Jingle Jangle Jewellery?

Bingley Jewellery

Shit jewellery made out of tin foil and pubic hair
Dave: Bobby, you lass is a right scruff. All she wears is that Bingley Jewellery
Bingley Jewellery by Greg_the_Smeg February 12, 2019

Deck Jewellery 

A person or persons sitting on the deck of a sailing yacht making no useful contribution to the running of the boat.
"She's just Deck Jewellery sitting up there."
Deck Jewellery by BinoMan June 2, 2010

The Jewellery Game

The Game is played by two or more players. The aim of the game is to wear your opponent like a ring!! (Bum hole only!!) Extra points are awarded for creativity, toe rings are a thing too!! The game is played in bouts per day, play with friends(not family!) All players must be conscious for the point to count. A joiner is when more than one finger (or toe) is used simultaneously in one turn. The words JEWELLERY GAME must be mentioned (preferably sung) whilst playing the game, so all players are aware they are about to win or lose. Some players like to award bonus points for winning the game with a single small toe! (This move is known as This Little Piggy)
The wood tech teacher who lobbed a couple of digits off massively reduced his chances of winning The Jewellery Game!
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funflation 

The recent boom in consumer spending on entertainment and experiences with a high demand running up the cost of enjoying of those experiences.
I’m trying to go to this Taylor Swift concert but the funflation has made it so impossible for me to afford tickets.
funflation by Dfree523 November 17, 2023
Word of the Day on October 13, 2026
A US deep south term for an alligator. Usually used in the Cajun dialect.
Take the big pirogue, I saw a huge swamp dog out there earlier.
swamp dog by Crystal Ambrose May 22, 2006
Word of the Day on October 12, 2026

Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024
Word of the Day on October 11, 2026
Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.
Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
Word of the Day on October 10, 2026
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