joe hill
joe hill by Nos4a2 lover January 11, 2014
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Joe Hill
A striking young man, the pinnacle of youth. His massive dick dominates the cosmos, and his sharp jaw line is like the holy scabbard used to pierce Jesus; angular and defined.
The mere utterance of his name strikes fear into the hearts of many. Weak minded individuals bow down even with the mere glance of this illuminating spirit. Men hide away their wives so that this awe-inducing pinnacle of mankind would not render their wives unconscious. He is the enemy of men all around the world.
With a smile that lights up the darkest of rooms, women feel enchanted and the sensation of his touch becomes implanted into their christened minds; reminiscing upon this moment for the many years and generations to come.
The mere utterance of his name strikes fear into the hearts of many. Weak minded individuals bow down even with the mere glance of this illuminating spirit. Men hide away their wives so that this awe-inducing pinnacle of mankind would not render their wives unconscious. He is the enemy of men all around the world.
With a smile that lights up the darkest of rooms, women feel enchanted and the sensation of his touch becomes implanted into their christened minds; reminiscing upon this moment for the many years and generations to come.
"oh my god, Joe Hill was just around the corner" - girl 1
"omg u've only just realized, i felt the gravity of his dick when we got off the bus 10 minutes ago." - girl 2
"omg u've only just realized, i felt the gravity of his dick when we got off the bus 10 minutes ago." - girl 2
Joe Hill by handlemyhandlepls February 8, 2024
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Joe Hills
Joe is a humble, but seemingly perfect man. He's a Minecraft YouTuber with soothing voice who plays on the Hermitcraft server. He has his flaws and they are what makes him perfect. Joe likes to help people, is very attentive and has original, great humor. He is responsible too, makes a perfect husband and father and especially a friend. He will chase his dreams but he doesn't need too much. Being from South, Joe will forever be the most southener person you'll ever meet.
Joe Hills by ur nickname July 27, 2019
Hillie Joe/Female Hillie Joe
Describes what is commonly referred to in America as "third base" this word is code that is often indeciferable to outsiders.The initials of Billie Joe (BJ) from Green Day are changed to HJ making the name "Hillie Joe",the initials giving an easy route around having to say disgusting words.Female Hillie Joe is the equal and opposite to Hillie Joe.
"Omg did you hear about Emily last night?"
"Nooo...what?"
"Her and Potato were gone a long while...Hillie Joe/Female Hillie Joe is my suspicion"
"Nooo...what?"
"Her and Potato were gone a long while...Hillie Joe/Female Hillie Joe is my suspicion"
Hillie Joe/Female Hillie Joe by Weirdo Smurf February 15, 2009
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