joe hill
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Joe Hill
A striking young man, the pinnacle of youth. His massive dick dominates the cosmos, and his sharp jaw line is like the holy scabbard used to pierce Jesus; angular and defined.
The mere utterance of his name strikes fear into the hearts of many. Weak minded individuals bow down even with the mere glance of this illuminating spirit. Men hide away their wives so that this awe-inducing pinnacle of mankind would not render their wives unconscious. He is the enemy of men all around the world.
With a smile that lights up the darkest of rooms, women feel enchanted and the sensation of his touch becomes implanted into their christened minds; reminiscing upon this moment for the many years and generations to come.
The mere utterance of his name strikes fear into the hearts of many. Weak minded individuals bow down even with the mere glance of this illuminating spirit. Men hide away their wives so that this awe-inducing pinnacle of mankind would not render their wives unconscious. He is the enemy of men all around the world.
With a smile that lights up the darkest of rooms, women feel enchanted and the sensation of his touch becomes implanted into their christened minds; reminiscing upon this moment for the many years and generations to come.
"oh my god, Joe Hill was just around the corner" - girl 1
"omg u've only just realized, i felt the gravity of his dick when we got off the bus 10 minutes ago." - girl 2
"omg u've only just realized, i felt the gravity of his dick when we got off the bus 10 minutes ago." - girl 2
Joe Hill by handlemyhandlepls February 8, 2024
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Joe Hills
Joe is a humble, but seemingly perfect man. He's a Minecraft YouTuber with soothing voice who plays on the Hermitcraft server. He has his flaws and they are what makes him perfect. Joe likes to help people, is very attentive and has original, great humor. He is responsible too, makes a perfect husband and father and especially a friend. He will chase his dreams but he doesn't need too much. Being from South, Joe will forever be the most southener person you'll ever meet.
Joe Hills by ur nickname July 27, 2019
Hillie Joe/Female Hillie Joe
Describes what is commonly referred to in America as "third base" this word is code that is often indeciferable to outsiders.The initials of Billie Joe (BJ) from Green Day are changed to HJ making the name "Hillie Joe",the initials giving an easy route around having to say disgusting words.Female Hillie Joe is the equal and opposite to Hillie Joe.
"Omg did you hear about Emily last night?"
"Nooo...what?"
"Her and Potato were gone a long while...Hillie Joe/Female Hillie Joe is my suspicion"
"Nooo...what?"
"Her and Potato were gone a long while...Hillie Joe/Female Hillie Joe is my suspicion"
Hillie Joe/Female Hillie Joe by Weirdo Smurf February 15, 2009
Nutshot
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.
Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
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Nerd neck
A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
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