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“Joe Day” is celebrated every year on April 23

“Joe Day” is the one day to respect a fellow joe so they can have no worry of anyone disrespecting their name for one whole day.
Person 1: Hey do you know Joe
Person 2: No who’s Joe
Person 1: JOE MAMA

Joe day big sad
Joe Day by beaver muncher 2000 February 14, 2020
Words you can keep
When you and your friends act retarded, get drunk, and harass Joe Swanson outside his home.
"Hey man when is Joe Day again?"
"It's always June 20th dumbass"
Joe Day by Weeblis May 31, 2023

Blow Joe Day 

Find yourself a Joe and give him a blow. It’ll make his day 🤤🍆💦
Blow Joe Day by Bigtiddies210 August 30, 2022

National Izzy and Joe Day 

national izzy and joe day is for the two most uwu baka baddies in the world 👉👈 uwu

they enjoy watch h2or and roasting kids on roblox

but u may be asking, when is this holiday??

it is 21st of july!! celebrate with your friends and honor people who hold the world record for quickest time to get banned on roblox within having their account (5 minutes)
TODAY IS NATIONAL IZZY AND JOE DAY UWU 👉👈

National roast joe day 

Today is the one day in the year you can roast joe without him kicking you from the group chat.
Hey joe, you’re bad at tuba. And I can say that, because it’s national roast joe day.

National joe mama day 

It pretty self explanatory just say joe mama as much as possible
Samuel:I love that hat

Gilbert: thanks joe gave it to me
Samuel: who’s joe
Gilbert: JOE MAMA
Samuel:why
Gilbert: because it national joe mama day obvi

Joe Leonard Day 

Joe Leonard day falls on October 6 and it is a day honor the workers of the world as well as all the Joe Leonards. How to participate in Joe Leonard Day? Go out and get yourself a nice meal, or at least a tasty beverage. Tip no less than 50%, and on the tab when you sign it, write “Happy Joe Leonard Day”
Servers love to work on October 6 because of Joe Leonard Day.
Joe Leonard Day by HolidayPro October 8, 2022
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
Word of the Day on August 24, 2026
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