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When you and your friends act retarded, get drunk, and harass Joe Swanson outside his home.
"Hey man when is Joe Day again?"
"It's always June 20th dumbass"
Joe Day by Weeblis May 31, 2023

Blow Joe Day 

Find yourself a Joe and give him a blow. It’ll make his day 🤤🍆💦
Blow Joe Day by Bigtiddies210 August 30, 2022

National Izzy and Joe Day 

national izzy and joe day is for the two most uwu baka baddies in the world 👉👈 uwu

they enjoy watch h2or and roasting kids on roblox

but u may be asking, when is this holiday??

it is 21st of july!! celebrate with your friends and honor people who hold the world record for quickest time to get banned on roblox within having their account (5 minutes)
TODAY IS NATIONAL IZZY AND JOE DAY UWU 👉👈

National roast joe day 

Today is the one day in the year you can roast joe without him kicking you from the group chat.
Hey joe, you’re bad at tuba. And I can say that, because it’s national roast joe day.

National joe mama day 

It pretty self explanatory just say joe mama as much as possible
Samuel:I love that hat

Gilbert: thanks joe gave it to me
Samuel: who’s joe
Gilbert: JOE MAMA
Samuel:why
Gilbert: because it national joe mama day obvi

Joe Leonard Day 

Joe Leonard day falls on October 6 and it is a day honor the workers of the world as well as all the Joe Leonards. How to participate in Joe Leonard Day? Go out and get yourself a nice meal, or at least a tasty beverage. Tip no less than 50%, and on the tab when you sign it, write “Happy Joe Leonard Day”
Servers love to work on October 6 because of Joe Leonard Day.
Joe Leonard Day by HolidayPro October 8, 2022
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Plate of Brown 

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020
Word of the Day on October 22, 2026

Larpenomics

When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.
Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics
Larpenomics by Rbois09 October 21, 2026
Word of the Day on October 21, 2026

Palmela Handerson 

Your hand that you masturbate with.
Girlfriend: What are you going to do for the next week while I'm on holiday?

Boyfriend: Have a visit from Palmela Handerson of course!
Word of the Day on October 20, 2026
x:"Girl your fit chewed today!"
Chewed by iod1o March 30, 2022
Word of the Day on October 19, 2026

Blue Movie 

A pornographic film.

The use of the word "blue" to refer to sexually explicit content was first recorded in Scotland in 1824. "Blue" meant "lewd" because prostitutes dressed in blue gowns.
I found your stash of blue movies under your bed.
Blue Movie by Shayde79 January 20, 2011
Word of the Day on October 18, 2026
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