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Jock Soc 

Jock Soc is a well known collection of jocks.

They are the Alpha Males of society and generally the most handsome, strongest and fittest of their university.

The main purpose of Jock Soc is to spread the word that they are the people, individuals aspire to be like, due to their excessive drinking and domination of various events/venues.

If you ever encounter a group of these Adonis's, playing a rowdy game of 21's, you are a privileged individual. You should remember it as an experience that will shape your future.

Jock Soc has group meetings every Wednesday to discuss such interesting matters as why they are the best and how pitiful everyone else is.
King's Rugby have a fantastic example of Jock Soc in operation.

They are founding members along with UYRUFC. For more details, attempt to find one of the founders Mr B. Atman or Mr H. Orse
Jock Soc by Captain He-Man October 21, 2008
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jock soc 

jock soc is a well known collection of jocks. They are the alpha males of society and generally are just the best looking/Richest/best at everything.....
The main purpose of jocl soc is to spread the rumour that they are the best through excessive drinking and taking over of large alcohol selling extablishments.. indeed if you ever encounter a group of (amazing examples of) men playing a rowdy game of 21's in a varsity near you you will be priviledged and should rember it as an experiance That will shape your future..
Jock soc normally has group meetings every wednesday to discuss such interesting matters as why they are the best and how pitiful everyone else is (except of course the females of the species)
UYRUFC have a fantastic example of jock soc in operation.. indeed they are rumoured to have initiated and founded the jock soc movement.. For more details attempt to find one of the founders a Mr B. Atman or yoshi (names made up to protect the innocent)
jock soc by Le Big Pastel January 26, 2006

jock soc 

jock soc is a well known collection of jocks. They are the alpha males of society and generally are just the best looking/Richest/best at everything.....
The main purpose of jocl soc is to spread the rumour that they are the best through excessive drinking and taking over of large alcohol selling extablishments.. indeed if you ever encounter a group of (amazing examples of) men playing a rowdy game of 21's in a varsity near you you will be priviledged and should rember it as an experiance That will shape your future..
Jock soc normally has group meetings every wednesday to discuss such interesting matters as why they are the best and how pitiful everyone else is (except of course the females of the species)
UYRUFC have a fantastic example of jock soc in operation.. indeed they are rumoured to have initiated and founded the jock soc movement.. For more details attempt to find one of the founders a Mr B. Atman or yoshi
jock soc by Le Big Pastel July 16, 2008
A brand of jockstrap from the manufacturer "Jock Sock" featuring a pouch for supporting the male genitals that is sewn directly into the waistband, obviating the need for straps.
Oscar-winner Yul Brynner was the face of Jock Sock in "Yul Brynner for Jock Sock" advertisements carried in comic books and men's magazines in the late 1960s.
Jock Sock by Tummy Augratin August 26, 2013
A condom, especially while in use.
Oh shit, my jock sock's cocked.
jock sock by Web Willy April 7, 2003

Jock Socks

Jock Socks are what nerds, geeks, or people who hate jocks/sporty people Call crew socks (preferably Nike Elites) or any type of basketball sock.
Burt: "Hey did you did you see Jacob walking around in his jock socks?"

Andy: "I know they are so stupid!"
Jock Socks by bandit dewski February 22, 2015

Jock Soccer

Jocker Soccer refers to a kick to the nuts when a Jock is harassing or bullying you be it physically, mentally, emotionally or verbally, The result to 'Jock Soccer' a jock is to be bullied by a jock, pantsing them and then kicking them in the nuts at full force.
Tim: Hey Bob, What happened to you and that one Jock?
Bob: Oh, you heard about the fight? I gave him the ol' jock soccer after he punched me.
Jock Soccer by RobottoTree March 21, 2024
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