Jock Rider

Someone who is all up on your jock, aka riding your tip, aka hating on you all the time at any given instance.

Ex 1. Man, this Josh kid won't hop off my jock, he's a huge jock rider.

Ex 2. Jeez dude, I can't get these jock riders off me, hatin' every chance they get!

Jock Rider by chuck poundercunte March 25, 2009

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jock ride

A slow ass econobox such as a Civic DX that has tons of gaudy shit such as "sik" body kits, "tyt" spoiler that is three feet high, and a bright-as-fuck powder blue paint job. Or a slow, small SUV such as a RAV4 that has 24's, fog lights, and a fancy looking grille. A rice burner.

jock: YO NIGGAS LOOK AT MAH PHAT WHIP

Me: You're not a "nigga".

jock ride by DJ-BILLZ May 17, 2005

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jockriden

a jockrider is a person who is always following someone around and on that person's jock.

Nick be jockriden Quan.

jockriden by cheisblack September 11, 2007

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prickup

slip of the tongue perhaps,
Those idiots who drive around in a ridiculously raised pick up truck, making a top heavy vehicle even more top heavy and unstable

A:*gah*
B: "Whats the matter"
A: This dam prickup is blinding me.
B: Stupid thing's, as if there lights weren't blinding enough as it is.

prickup by lunasea September 28, 2009

Word of the Day on June 23, 2026

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Serial Monogamist

Someone who jumps from one relationship immediately into another one.

Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.

Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.

Person 1: Damn, Dustin already has a new girlfriend?! It's only been two weeks since he broke up with his fiance! I think he's a sociopath.

Person 2: No, he's a serial monogamist...

Serial Monogamist by Goody2Shuze March 6, 2016

Word of the Day on June 22, 2026

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liquid lunch

A lunchbreak comprised entirely of alcoholic beverages, and no food.

"With all the lay-offs that morning, it was rough. I hit the bar around the corner for a liquid lunch mid-day."

liquid lunch by Alexandra July 27, 2004

Word of the Day on June 21, 2026

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dunzo

Dunzo, a slang word for done/finshed. Made famous by the Laguna Beach cast.

This car is so dunzo. (Kristin's car breaks down.)

dunzo by Joey Pellet December 8, 2004

Word of the Day on June 20, 2026

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