Probably the guy with the biggest dick in the whole world.
He is tall, skinny and puts all the other dicks to shame.
Listens to white portuguese rappers. He's favourite one is SippinPurp.
He is tall, skinny and puts all the other dicks to shame.
Listens to white portuguese rappers. He's favourite one is SippinPurp.
Example:
*walking in the beach*
boy1: "Who made this long trail in the sand between the legs"
boy2:"Probably was a Joao Pereira with his dick outside his trousers..."
*walking in the beach*
boy1: "Who made this long trail in the sand between the legs"
boy2:"Probably was a Joao Pereira with his dick outside his trousers..."
by bruno Diferent March 31, 2022
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