I'll shoot jizzle from ma pizzle in your snizzle fo shizzle
I will shoot hot cum in your face you hot bitch, for sure
I will shoot hot cum in your face you hot bitch, for sure
by Rich August 21, 2003
by Shmoodle The Talking Poodle November 19, 2007
She was giving me head and I noticed a weird mole on the side of her face and jizzled everywhere man!
by Nortegirl1234 January 5, 2011
A positively beautiful male individual with impeccable standards in kindness and care. The most incredible person on the planet can also be described as a Jizzle and also has the ability to change lives. Clearly unmissable and ultimately spectacular, the Jizzle is not someone to simply pass by.
by Marizzle :] February 14, 2008
Jizzle is the Olympic sport of distance-jizzing. The point system consists of precision based evaluations; the closer a competitor is to jizzing into the target, most often an old soda can, the higher their score will be. The current gold medal holder, and known world record holder, is one Sterling S.O.
Man, I've been training day and night for the Jizzle competition in Bejing this year! I want the gold! Give me the gold!
by DaKlaw September 13, 2009
adjective. Used to describe something that is funny. see jokes.
This originates from the Home Counties of the UK, more specifically from the St.Albans area, and is formed by replacing the ending of the word jokes with the sound made popular by snoop dogg, "izzle", thus creating "jizzle". The reasons for doing this are unclear but may be due to a need in the white suburbia of the home counties to sound more gangster, hence the "izzle".
But also may be due to the humorous similarity the word has with another word jizz, which means spunk.
This originates from the Home Counties of the UK, more specifically from the St.Albans area, and is formed by replacing the ending of the word jokes with the sound made popular by snoop dogg, "izzle", thus creating "jizzle". The reasons for doing this are unclear but may be due to a need in the white suburbia of the home counties to sound more gangster, hence the "izzle".
But also may be due to the humorous similarity the word has with another word jizz, which means spunk.
by MC Blitzkrieg January 31, 2006