jizzle

1. all ejaculation post first squirt
2. the sperm that dribbles out of owns penis
dude i cummed in her mouth and the rest jizzled out onto my shorts, it was tight.
by Dreesey February 09, 2007
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jizzled

After masturbating when you go to urinate, you spray all over the seat.
Josh: Dude why is there piss all over the seat?
Alex: Sorry dude i jizzled.
Josh: Ahh thats gross
by Shmoodle The Talking Poodle November 19, 2007
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jizzle

a Joint, or Blunt, rolled to perfection
Let's smoke this jizzle!
by Josh November 20, 2003
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jizzles

adjective. Used to describe something that is funny. see jokes.

This originates from the Home Counties of the UK, more specifically from the St.Albans area, and is formed by replacing the ending of the word jokes with the sound made popular by snoop dogg, "izzle", thus creating "jizzle". The reasons for doing this are unclear but may be due to a need in the white suburbia of the home counties to sound more gangster, hence the "izzle".
But also may be due to the humorous similarity the word has with another word jizz, which means spunk.
"Yo i'd tap dat gash once for jizzles"
"ha ha ha, that is jizzles"
by MC Blitzkrieg January 31, 2006
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Jizzling

The word that describes when it's not raining hard, but the raindrops are so big that it's very annoying.
I usually don't mind the rain, but it's jizzling out.
by Joecracko December 03, 2009
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Jizzling

Where there is a a sprinkling/drizzling of something (typically snow) and is somewhat patchy around the area being described and doesn't cover the whole area or even a thin layer of what is being described. Not much is present.
Tom: Do you think it's going to snow?

Frank: Most likely, but would only be a jizzling.
Tom. A jizzling would be better than nothing!
Frank: Enough to write "jizzling" in it hopefully!!
by Padfoot.'n'.Prongs September 06, 2016
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jizzle

jizzle on that nizzle
by somedude December 10, 2002
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