jizzard

a person who performs indiscriminate blowjobs. a slut. figuratively drunk on semen. (akin to drunkard)

Get off my jock, you jizzard. You blew my buddy Tony not five minutes ago!

by d0rk May 24, 2004

jizzard

A spermacious lizard

Upside-down umbrellas with sperm sidewiders contain jizzards.

by Orly's October 5, 2005

jizzard

A male who masturbates constantly, while thinking of other men.

"My friend Cory is a jizzard."

by Lenniz August 24, 2006

jizzard

The flurry of semen that is released from the penis of a pornographic star upon his ejaculation.

Holy shit we're caught in his jizzard!

by Andrew aka Dirdy Sanchez September 28, 2003

Jizzard Blizzard

Jizzard Blizzard is a sex act in which 5 men and 1 woman gather in a meat freezer. Once in the freezer the men surround the woman and then proceed to masturbate into fans aimed at the woman, so that their jizz is blown onto the girl at once like a blizzard.

Person number 1

"Hey man I was feelin' adventurous so me and my buddies gave my woman a jizzard blizzard!"
Person number 2

"Thats ill, how was it?"
Person number 1
"It was a bit cold."

by Dragonsomen April 16, 2014

jizzard wand

The wand held by a Jizzard at all times, especially while watching hentai or browsing furry pics

Darker Jizzard: My jizzard wand holds the dreams of my people, thus, the dreams of my people are in my hands.

by Sand Acres March 21, 2016

Jizzards Of Ozz

A jizz worthy rap group with consits of Blowjob Bill, Grand Master Orgy, Master B Mike, Whos Your Daddy Denis, and Tity Tasha.

The jizzards of ozz rule!!!!

by Master B Man May 22, 2008