jizz whiz

The act of ejaculating(jizzing) while urinating(whizzing) simultaneously.

1. As shy Stanley saw his beautiful big amazon bride show up in her wedding dress with her huge tits in prominence, he felt his entire reproductive system give way and he had to rush to the restroom to take a relieving jizz whiz, so he wouldn't embarrass himself in front of everybody.

2. As Vinnie sobered up and began to see that the hot bitch he was shagging was really a broke down swamp donkey, he knew that his last ditch act of retribution was to jizz whiz all over her face as soon as he pulled out.





Mark H. UD slang contributer since February 2004.

jizz whiz by Mark H April 16, 2005

Jizz whiz

That syrupy piss you take right after ejaculating.

Man, I just took a jizz whiz after pounding my lady.

Jizz whiz by DJ Spigga 4 Lyfe July 9, 2012

Jizz Whiz

The act of going to the bathroom to relieve yourself (Pissing) right after the completion of intercourse or masturbation (Cumming), or both happening simultaneously by accident or with intent.

"After 50 minutes of thrusting and teasing, Jeff came all over his partner oozing them down. With some short breaths of relief, he waddled his way to the bathroom, took the toilet seat up, and proceed to release all the piss he had stored up in him. Jeff just did a Jizz Whizz."

Jizz Whiz by JTL07 June 11, 2023

post jizz whiz 

Urination following masturbation in which it feels as if you're ejaculating a second time.

Right after I came I hopped out of bed for the much anticipated post jizz whiz.

post jizz whiz by WetWilly4 September 11, 2011

jizz whizz 

Frozen jizum on a stick and the girls are eating it up!

Check out those chicks at the ice cream counter...They're after the jizz whizz!

jizz whizz by Sparkman_46057 September 4, 2011

jizz whizz 

when you have a wank and let it dry on the end of ur cock then try to piss whilst the girl sucks u off

get down and give me a jizz whizz bitch

jizz whizz by paulyjay89 March 26, 2008

Jizz 'n' Whizz 

When you jizz on a phat bitch then immediately proceed to piss on their face

Hey bro, how was your date last night?
It was great, I got to jizz 'n' whizz

Jizz 'n' Whizz by RoddyFucker February 14, 2022