Somebody who nuts a week’s worth of cum inside a balloon, ties it up, and drops it on top of somebody passing by, covering them in your kids
Man 1: Ah Jeez! Who dropped all this jizz on me?
Man 2: It must’ve been that guy way up there! fucking Jizz bomber!
Man 2: It must’ve been that guy way up there! fucking Jizz bomber!
by I steal glasses from blind kid March 3, 2024
Get the Jizz bomber mug.A description of a mild mannered college student/superhero whose main weapon and special power is a jizzbomb(see subteranean jizzbomb). Works in and around the area of the University of Arkansas, also can be rented for birthday parties, bar mitzvahs, office parties etc.
No, I won't be going to this month's gunshow i'm just gonna call up the jizzbomber to settle my disputes from now on. Plus he does a mean cover of Michael Jackson's Thriller.
by Black Caesar December 9, 2008
Get the jizzbomber mug.Related Words
jizzbomber
• jizz bomb
• jizz mopper
• jizz rag
• jizz in my pants
• jizz-trap
• jizz biscuit
• jizz hands
• jizz mop
• jizz jacket