Jizz Lord 

A person that considers himself/herself to be master of all semen. Such a person may claim ownership of any semen in sight.

That semen belongs to me, I am Jizz Lord.

Jizz Lord by TTGG September 6, 2010

Jizz Lord 

A practitioner and proponent of semen retention. See also No Fap.

Jeez, all I did was told an onlyfans girl I thought she was hot and I was suddenly ratio'd by Jizz Lords telling me how jerking off was going to ruin my life and drain my energy....

Jizz Lord by RedWiz2 August 24, 2020

Jizz Lord 

When a man/women or it ,because of all the fucking feminazis and there needs to be gender "neutral" shit going around, goes around jizzing everywhere, while at the mall, at a family gathering, your basement or anyplace in general

Man that bitch last night was a mad "Jizz lord" she made me clean up to (fuck my fucking life, there was so much jizz) .

Jizz Lord by TitanicGlynn@Fuck you December 25, 2017

Jizz Lord 

I know it all that argues his point just for the sake of arguing and can never concede he might be wrong so much so hes ready to explode.

Why does that Jizz Lord have to hoard every argument?

Jizz Lord by Spiderwilliams February 28, 2021

young jizz lord 

the greatest fucking rapper of all time!!!!!!

Hey are you listening to the young jizztape by young jizz lord on soudcloud? I heard that shit was fire asf!!

young jizz lord by young jizz lord official October 22, 2019

JIZZLORD

1.)n. One who is Lord of Jizz, or whose sole purpose is to saturate the universe with it.
2.)n. a master batesman, proficient in the art of Jizz mongering and jizzness. ; a jizznessman
3.) an undesirable person, outcast, person of contempt
4.) Archaic: Your Mom

1.) Ever since I stated using a VPN, I can now access my favorite Brazilian fart porn, and have subsequently become a JIZZLORD.
2.) When I grow up, I want to be a JIZZLORD

3.) Don't invite Timmy to the church potluck, he is a real JIZZLORD
4.)JIZZLORD makes the best quiche I have ever tasted

JIZZLORD by therealjizzlord June 12, 2021

Jizzlord

People who are lords of jizz 💔

Hey jizzlord, let’s jizz!

Jizzlord by Gooning 4839292 October 15, 2025