Jiujutsu

The gentle art of folding someone's clothes while they are still in them

Bill: How did he take that huge guy down!?
Stephen: he knows Jiujutsu

Jiujutsu by Wagnus69 November 21, 2019

jiujitsu 

1. The gentle art of folding clothes while people are still wearing them.
2. Involuntary Yoga

A: "Hey man you wanna do some jiujitsu?"
B: "Nah man maybe later."
A: "Like you even had a choice." *proceeds to preform involuntary yoga on B.*

jiujitsu by theyarngamer July 2, 2020

Jujutsu Kaisen 

The anime with amazing fight scenes and characters, and has two daddies. Your heterosexuality will not survive.

"Have you watched Jujutsu Kaisen yet?"

Jujutsu Kaisen by coocato December 5, 2021

jiujitsu 

The martial art that uses the least amount of effort to cause the most amount of pain. It is one of the best forms of self defense as it is as effective from someone not as physically capable as someone who is in prime condition. It is the great leveler because your little sister could bring you to tears quicker than that bouncer that muscled you out of the club last week. The only art that is really worth a damn.

Don't mess with those guys... they know jiujitsu.

jiujitsu by frozenbabybatter April 5, 2009

jiujitsu 

Fighting people in tough pyjamas, whilst choking them out in different ways and manipulating their limbs and bones.

Your opponent may tap their hand onto you, the floor or themselves, which means they basically got owned like a little b**ch.

15 stone man trying to start fights with you?.. cool, get him to the floor and use your jiujitsu skills, he’ll regret ever starting it.

“The gentle art”

“Hey I’m off out to jiujitsu class now”

“Ok darling have fun choking people out”

“I will do, thanks Mum!”

jiujitsu by emmyzoinks September 10, 2020

Jujutsu Kaisen 

Only the best new gen anime ever (other than attack on titan). Literally it hooks you to the screen right on the first episodes. With the hottest men AND WOMEN alive. The only bas this about it is that people always talk about Sutuna and don’t talk about Itadori.

“Yo! Have you watched the new anime that just came out?”
“HECK YES! Jujutsu Kaisen is GOAT”

Jujutsu Kaisen by D3athbunnie November 8, 2020

Jiujitsu 

The gentle art. A form of martial arts which includes no strikes but uses a variety of chokes locks and cranks. Used commonly for self defense is known to be the best martial art for defending one self

I used Jiujitsu to defend myself against the bully

Jiujitsu by Jiujitsu lifestyle April 27, 2015