jitbag

literally a bag of semen, could literally mean a used condom. In actual usage, it refers to someone who acts like an extreme asshole.

"I can't believe that jitbag grabbed my girlfriend's hooters".

by Scoats May 09, 2003

(cycling slang), One who rides like an asshole – cannot keep a paceline, opens gaps, causes crashes, poor bike handler.

Don't follow the wheel of the guy in the red jersey, he'll likley cause a crash – he's a complete fucking JITBAG.

by velo-webster August 29, 2003

She done slapped me all up in my jitbag!

by BFish December 10, 2002

A person worthy, of only, carrying a bag full of jizz !!!

Blond or Chinese A-hole, or generally any tech worker under my stead.

You fuckin Jitbags are gonna be the death of me!!

Get the scrubs right, jitbag!!

You jitbags gotta stop fuckin this up!!

by CIO August 08, 2003

Jitbag

A term you would call someone who is very kind and respectful. This word comes from the planet Sausage in the Frankfurt galaxy.

Person 1: Oh yea Rod well your a Jitbag
Person 2: Thanks Joe

by fartbagmcdonalds September 16, 2024