Jim Jordan 

verb; to Jim Jordan someone

Jim Jordan is an insider slang of high school athletic coaches. It means to anally penetrate someone underage on the team.

It's mostly applied to the most handsome members of the team.

Coach #1: Kevin is just amazing. He saved the entire fucking team.

Coach #2: Fuck yeah bro. I'm gonna Jim Jordan his cute little ass.

Jim Jordan by Johnronjohnson January 24, 2022

Jim Jordan 

The sub in a bdsm relationship where your master “Trumps” you into continually lying.

I was whipping my Jim Jordan who replied it felt good

Jim Jordan by Bored17 December 29, 2017

Jim Jordan 

The dumbest and most despicable member of Congress.

His attempts to create spins are not only downright embarrassing but he is also turning a blind eye to a wrestling sexual abuse scandal that happened at Ohio State University while he was an assistant coach there some years back. He knows way more than what he claims and it is only a matter of time before he will be held accountable.

Jim Jordan is a quintessential Trumptard

Jim Jordan by Soul_Driver November 15, 2019

Jimbordant 

Being fed the fuck up with someone

I am so jimbordant with this female

Jimbordant by Taybazy July 24, 2022