Jim Jordan

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Jim Jordan is an insider slang of high school athletic coaches. It means to anally penetrate someone underage on the team.

It's mostly applied to the most handsome members of the team.

Coach #1: Kevin is just amazing. He saved the entire fucking team.

Coach #2: Fuck yeah bro. I'm gonna Jim Jordan his cute little ass.

Jim Jordan by Johnronjohnson January 24, 2022

Jim Jordan

The sub in a bdsm relationship where your master “Trumps” you into continually lying.

I was whipping my Jim Jordan who replied it felt good

Jim Jordan by Bored17 December 29, 2017

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Jim Jordan • Jimbordant • jim • jim jam • jim-bob • Jim Morrison • Jim Jones • jim beam • jim carrey • Jim Gaffigan

Jim Jordan

The dumbest and most despicable member of Congress.

His attempts to create spins are not only downright embarrassing but he is also turning a blind eye to a wrestling sexual abuse scandal that happened at Ohio State University while he was an assistant coach there some years back. He knows way more than what he claims and it is only a matter of time before he will be held accountable.

Jim Jordan is a quintessential Trumptard

Jim Jordan by Soul_Driver November 15, 2019

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Jimbordant

Being fed the fuck up with someone

I am so jimbordant with this female

Jimbordant by Taybazy July 24, 2022

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mormon assault vehicle

another term for a station wagon, mini-van, or any other kind of vehicle that is targeted at the "family" demographic(also M.A.V.)

"Tactical advantages aside, the M.A.V. is top of the line for the holy warrior troop transport manufactured by the Church of Latter Day Saints Military Industrial Complex. Also great for family trips...to heathen lands."

mormon assault vehicle by KVRX January 10, 2005

Word of the Day on August 22, 2026

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Shakira Law

A version of "Sharia Law" that Reform Ltd supporters tend to refer to, often by mistake.

Richard Tice of Reform now lives in Dubai, under Shakira Law, although telling Brits that we should worry about it

Shakira Law by Reformltd February 16, 2025

Word of the Day on August 21, 2026

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Overstand

To understand a topic or statement to the highest extent.

Leroy, after being told the tenth time by his sister, did overstand her idea of robbing the 7-11.

Overstand by Elf Eater March 23, 2003

Word of the Day on August 20, 2026

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minimap

A map that mostly tells you where everything is

Friend 1: Follow me there is a player nearby
Friend 2: How do you know?
Friend 1: Minimap

minimap by LeWord January 13, 2015

Word of the Day on August 19, 2026

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