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The GOD of all pranks against a certain beet farmer.
Called β€œBig Tuna” by Andy Bernard.
Also, he will steal your girl.

Then marry her.
Roy: β€œHalpert stole my bride!”
Michael:”That is so..... SO like Jim.”
Roy: β€œJim Halpert.”
by Le cat in le box. May 31, 2018
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Intelligence agency term for "psychological operation". A government or corporate-sponsored operation, usually taking the form of a "terrorist attack" or "crazed gunman on a spree", with the intent of panicking the public into demanding more police and laws inhibiting freedom. Psyops are usually carried out by drugging a civilian or group of civilians with aggression-promoting drugs, psyching them up, arming them, and sending them out to commit mayhem. Government-sponsored terrorism. See also blackshirts, conspiracy
Person A: Man, that nutcase Martin Bryant guy shot 35 people in Tasmania!

Person B: No, he wasn't a nutcase, that was just a psyop so the government could have an excuse to ban guns.
by Mystikan April 11, 2006
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THE MAN YOU WANT TO MARRY WHEN YOU GROW UP. HES PERFECT IN EVERY WAY. THE LORD HAS BLESSED HIM. HALLELUJAH BABY JESUS
"back off Pam, Jim is mine"
"I love you Jim"
"Jim Halpert is such a nice guy"
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A character from the NBC show The Office. Portrayed by John Krasinski. Based off Tim Canterbury from the original British BBC show. Hottest fictional character ever.

Jim Halpert is an intelligent but rather unmotivated character who loves playing pranks on his coworker and deskmate, Dwight Schrute.
Person 1: Who's your favorite office character?
Person 2: Definitely Jim Halpert! He's hilarious!
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Acted by John Krasinski, Jim Halpert is a character on The Office based on Tim Canterbury from the original British show. Perhaps the only "normal" and rather sane and intelligent person in the office run by regional manager Michael Scott, Jim spends his time playing pranks on annoying coworker Dwight Schrute and flirting with receptionist and later saleswoman Pam Halpert (nΓ©e Beesly).
On Facebook: Officism (Church of Jim Halpert)
Jim Halpert is the Quintessence of Perfection.
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