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Former hedge fund manager and best-selling author. Cramer hosts CNBC's "Mad Money" program and is the co-founder of
Person 1: Who is Jim Cramer?

Person 2: Oh! He told me to buy the NYSE (stock symbol: NYX) at about $100. That fucker said the stock would increase to $250! Now it's well below $65 and I'm getting raped in the ass. The worst part is that I'm all out of lube!
by I've Lost Everything August 16, 2007
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Host of CNBC's Mad Money. Most widely known for the skull fucking he took from Jon Stewart on The Daily Show in mid-March, 2009.
Person 1: "Hey, did you see Jim Cramer on The Daily Show yesterday?"

Person 2: "Yeah. Jon Stewart totally skull fucked that guy."
by grhooked March 25, 2009
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