Jikookphobia 

Having a phobia against Jikook.

Jikook is a big ship in the kpop scene. They look like a couple, act like a couple and do couple things. A lot of the time they seem to wear matching clothes, (Just Google Jikook matching) and in Korean culture it is a huge deal. Couples will often wear something matching or at least very similar. Jikook are believed by a large number to be dating but are also very much denied. Even without the status. Jikook are feared because they look too real and with many reducing their relationship down to fan service or a made up relationship to cover “the real gay relationship” Jikook are very much disliked and disowned by a large portion of BTS stans. I call this, Jikookphobia.

“I can’t believe that BH is defined to pushing this stupid ship again, I love Jikook BUT Jimin is too clingy and needs to back off!”

“Here they go again with their stupid fan service but at least it’s protecting my own ship I guess”

BE STRONG! We can beat our Jikookphobia!

“He called him brother so they’re related and JK would NEVER be in an inscestual relationship with his Busan bro!”

Jikookphobia by Tangalicious June 10, 2021

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008

eye bleach 

Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.

"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."

eye bleach by Rini2012 November 29, 2016

Stroad

Noun. Portmanteau of "street" and "road": it describes a street, er, road, built for high speed, but with multiple access points. Excessive width is a common feature. A common feature in suburbia, especially along commercial strips. Unsafe at any speed, their extreme width and straightness paradoxically induces speeding. Somewhat more neutral than synonymous traffic sewer.

Did you see what the traffic engineers want to do to our street? They're going to turn it into a total stroad!

Stroad by hammersklavier February 21, 2012