dude 1: Jessica's a total slut. Did you fuck her last night?
dude 2: No she just gave me a jiffy lube.
dude 1: You fucking suck dude.
dude 2: Eat a dick.
dude 2: No she just gave me a jiffy lube.
dude 1: You fucking suck dude.
dude 2: Eat a dick.
by thewhiteshadow April 7, 2009
i got totally fucked over at jiffy lube.
by Laurie7s April 1, 2006
Heartbroken girl: i'm so sad, alan broke my heart.
you: im sorry i know he's a total jerk, but don't worry ill always be here for you.
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Jennifer: he's totally jiffy lubing her.
Jessica: yup jiffy lube
you: im sorry i know he's a total jerk, but don't worry ill always be here for you.
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Jennifer: he's totally jiffy lubing her.
Jessica: yup jiffy lube
by Mark is bored June 10, 2007
verb. a jiffy lube is the act of getting head having said head giver vommits of recipents dick and then proceeds to jerk him off with said vommit.
by Lone "C.D." S.L.C. January 24, 2004
Dude last night I gave this girl a nice oil change.
Really? You gave her the good old Jiffy Lube huh?
Oh yeah. it was sweet.
Really? You gave her the good old Jiffy Lube huh?
Oh yeah. it was sweet.
by Little Deb Deb December 13, 2010
When a female while performing a handjob, takes out a container of mustard, squirts it on the penis, and begins to jerk it.
1. "Man, it got so raunchy last night with Heather, she even gave me a jiffy lube.
2. Q. "How far did you go with Grace last night bromontana?"
A. "You won't believe it but she gave me a jiffy lube when we got back to my house."
2. Q. "How far did you go with Grace last night bromontana?"
A. "You won't believe it but she gave me a jiffy lube when we got back to my house."
by BrendoBot August 1, 2010
by OminousT May 29, 2009