Dude last night I gave this girl a nice oil change.
Really? You gave her the good old Jiffy Lube huh?
Oh yeah. it was sweet.
Really? You gave her the good old Jiffy Lube huh?
Oh yeah. it was sweet.
by Little Deb Deb December 13, 2010
When a female while performing a handjob, takes out a container of mustard, squirts it on the penis, and begins to jerk it.
1. "Man, it got so raunchy last night with Heather, she even gave me a jiffy lube.
2. Q. "How far did you go with Grace last night bromontana?"
A. "You won't believe it but she gave me a jiffy lube when we got back to my house."
2. Q. "How far did you go with Grace last night bromontana?"
A. "You won't believe it but she gave me a jiffy lube when we got back to my house."
by BrendoBot August 01, 2010
by OminousT May 29, 2009
When you're getting it on with a girl and she all of the sudden dries up, you have to quickly eat her out for awhile to get her wet again before you lose your hard on.
by bigs October 29, 2006
What it's called when you're having sex with an old, dried up woman, and you don't have lube so you use JIF peanut butter.
Alice: Hey there Betty, How was your 73rd birthday?
Betty: Aw it was great! My husband jiffy lubed me!
Alice: You're a lucky woman. My husband is dead.
Betty: HAHA
Betty: Aw it was great! My husband jiffy lubed me!
Alice: You're a lucky woman. My husband is dead.
Betty: HAHA
by Timpano December 16, 2008
dude 1: Jessica's a total slut. Did you fuck her last night?
dude 2: No she just gave me a jiffy lube.
dude 1: You fucking suck dude.
dude 2: Eat a dick.
dude 2: No she just gave me a jiffy lube.
dude 1: You fucking suck dude.
dude 2: Eat a dick.
by thewhiteshadow April 07, 2009
i got totally fucked over at jiffy lube.
by Laurie7s April 01, 2006