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The art of beating a system in the most jewish way for your own personal benefit or to screw others.
"Man I went to take a shit today and there was no toilet paper."
"Man you should have asked me I got a stockpile of that white gold in my room."
"Damn nigger you're jewin that white gold hardcore to the max."
Jewin by Issor October 21, 2009
Her beautiful face is demanding of attention. Its high cheekbones calling your eyes to the statuesque bone structure underlying its gentleness. She has been graced with a look that could be that of royalty. Her tight, rose colored lips are pursed in what appears to be mid-kiss. The slight hint of moisture on her lips making them glisten in the light, causing them to look as though they are really a reflection on the waters of a pond and not really a part of her at all. They seem to call out to you, beckoning you to lean in and press your lips against hers
Jewin is a goddess.
Jewin by Killerclown16 June 8, 2021
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jewin out 

When somebody decides not to buy something because it is too expensive.
Yo bro my mom is jewin out on buying me a cell phone charger because its 30 bucks
jewin out by wofalmaster April 15, 2009
the act of asking for money and not giving money in return, being a greedy bitch.
fuck y cant u let me have two dollars candice, ur fucking jewin me
jewin me by jim nasty April 4, 2005

jewin it 

means doin it but in a jewish way
dude ure jewin it, thats so rad
jewin it by Da Rabai October 14, 2004

jewin it up

When thou negotiate a price with a salesman
I bought this dreydle for 2.50$ when it was originally 9.60
man your really jewin it up
jewin it up by poopoomunster877 December 4, 2010

Jewin it Up

Being stingy

Can also be used to refer to when someone messes something up on an epic and selfish level.
Man, Quit jewin it up. Pass that shit!
Jewin it Up by Psychotik June 17, 2011
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