Jew Mom 

A parent, who is assumed to be female, that is in need of constant arguing or yelling. It has been said that they are never wrong, and can give a 30 minute phone lecture on posting their name on the internet. They usually have miserable children who hate them.

Dude1-"homie i gotta be home from the party at 9 because my moms a bitch."
Dude2-"Fuck why do you have such a Jew Mom?"
Dude1-"I don't know, lets pack another bowl"

Jew Mom by MexxicanBud March 18, 2009

Your mom a jew 

No comeback if someone says this worse the ur mom gay or ur dad lesbian and your granny tranny

Bill: ur mom gay
Bob: ur dad lesbian

Brian: your granny tranny

SPONGEBOB: your mom a jew

Your mom a jew by The child master March 11, 2018

Ur mom a jew 

There is no way to beat this arguments. Not even the infamous "no u" can't save you if someone tells you this. Yuse this insult on anyone u downt leik and watch them die a horribly brutal death.

Mikey: "Ur dad lesbian"
Jeff: "No u"

Bordy: "Kill yourself"
Greggg: "Ur mom a jew"
*literally everyone in the world dies*

Ur mom a jew by Yeeter Boi McCullen February 15, 2019

Jew Moment 

The act of doing something cheap or selfish.

" Oh man, I just sold that to Tom that for 3 times what i paid!" " What a Jew Moment!"

Jew Moment by monkeytiger2142 September 2, 2009

jew mommy

an elegant sexy woman who knows how to take care of the kids, house, and all the husbands needs.

Damn hommie you got yourself a real jew mommy.

jew mommy by jewmommys June 14, 2008