Jesus baby

When your girlfriend who wont have sex with you is miraculously impregnated.

Guy 1: A fool, I see your lady's bump, ata boy. Guy 2: Well, we havent even done it, guess its a Jesus baby.

by M.S.B. July 29, 2011

Jesus Baby

The beautiful child that comes out when you cross the beautiful btg with the very slutty margaret. the bestest/most pretty baby ever since jesus, hence the name.

Person: OH DEAR LORD WHOS BEAUTIFUL BABY IS THAT?

Margaret: Its mine, I had it with my gf, BTG.

Person: OH SLAP ME, ITS WONDERFUL, ITS A JESUS BABY

BTG: We get that alot

by margaretfan4life July 27, 2010

on baby jesus

its just somethin i made up

somebody: you lying
me: on baby jesus i aint lyin
ian trippin on baby jesus
on baby jesus yhu mad weird 🥱💯.

by Ty💀 September 18, 2020

Baby Jesus

A term used to describe the divinity of Joe Mauer, the greatest baseball player, Minnesota Twin, and Minnesotan to ever grace this land.

Baby Jesus is really good at baseball, he bats .900.

by Punto4President April 14, 2010

baby jesus

Another term for blow job, "bj"

Mary was still a virgin and wasn't ready for sex, so she gave him a baby jesus.

by Pilot K October 14, 2013

baby jesus

A jesus that has not yet grown up and still has a baby dick

Baby Jesus is the jesus of all Jesus's

by loliamroshan March 31, 2009

Baby Jesus

a camel toe.

Ashley:"Oh my gosh she has one serious baby jesus!"
Sammy: "Oh Baby Jesus!"

(hahahaha)

by Ashsam February 27, 2009