Jesus Crust
Jesus Crust by pepperman7 September 5, 2011
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Jesus Crust
He is the son of Crust God. He was crucified for our memes and came back on the 3rd day to teach his diciples to spread the teachings Crust. Never touch his sock because if you do he will anally rape with a stick while screeching “REEEEEEEEEEE!”
Jesus Crust by Jesus Crust May 23, 2018
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jesus chrust
"You going to church today?" "Nah, I'm going to chirch." "What's that?" "It's where you can go and worship our lord and savior Jesus Chrust." "Go fuck yourself."
jesus chrust by Communistically-Delicious May 3, 2018
Crusty for Jesus
Having such deep passion for the lord that the only way to function is through the divine process of crusting oneself. The back pressure from clenching your butt cheeks hard enough together is a good starting point.
Crusty for Jesus by Fingaboi1996 May 7, 2024
Crusty Jebus
A new strain of highly contagious fast acting STI, consisting of dried mucus around the genitalia. Very commonly spread in party’s set in the 80s.
Crusty Jebus by Hugh_jackmeoff October 7, 2018
jesuscrist
jesuscrist by I don't even know kids June 6, 2018
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