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Jesus Crust 

He is the son of Crust God. He was crucified for our memes and came back on the 3rd day to teach his diciples to spread the teachings Crust. Never touch his sock because if you do he will anally rape with a stick while screechingREEEEEEEEEEE!”
I pray to thee, our lord Jesus Crust.
Jesus Crust by Jesus Crust May 23, 2018

jesus chrust 

1. A misspelling of Jesus Christ
2. A man who died for your crust
"You going to church today?" "Nah, I'm going to chirch." "What's that?" "It's where you can go and worship our lord and savior Jesus Chrust." "Go fuck yourself."

Crusty for Jesus

Having such deep passion for the lord that the only way to function is through the divine process of crusting oneself. The back pressure from clenching your butt cheeks hard enough together is a good starting point.
When a spenkwich is sad, he gets crusty for Jesus

Crusty Jebus 

A new strain of highly contagious fast acting STI, consisting of dried mucus around the genitalia. Very commonly spread in party’s set in the 80s.
Johnny gave Sandy his crusty jebus last night
Crusty Jebus by Hugh_jackmeoff October 7, 2018

jesuscrist 

A holy man with the power to take your sins away and heal if hurt.
Person: Look its Jesuscrist!
Jesuscrist: I see you have made very bad sins.
Person: ...