only way to heaven even if u dislike Him and this post
(probably because He stands for the truth and you dont)
(probably because He stands for the truth and you dont)
by HereComesDatSlav January 6, 2022
A guy who probably never existed. Had a miraculous life and miraculous events at his death which nobody ever noticed until they were written down 30-60 years after the events
jesus follower: My jesus is the best attested person in human history
historian : cite the historical sources
jesus follower: *runs the other way*
historian : cite the historical sources
jesus follower: *runs the other way*
by Samuraigamer June 19, 2015
1. a hobo who got raped by gay hobos who also was kindly given roses to put on his stupid head. 2.a fagot who got nailed onto a dildo cross by the K.K.K
man 1-look at that poor man on the cross.
man 2-wait is that a dildo.
man 1-holy shit it is a dildo
man 2-what a jesus.
man 2-wait is that a dildo.
man 1-holy shit it is a dildo
man 2-what a jesus.
by TRENTON BIG NOSE January 2, 2009
by Dom February 10, 2004
The legendary and incomprehensibly dumb act of consuming Bacardi 151 and then using tequila as a chaser. The term "The Jesus" derived from an urban legend that a student at UC Irvine named Jesus wanted to get himself and his guy friend really drunk by taking shots of 151 and chasing it with tequila, so they could try the Arabian Goggles on each other with no shame whatsoever.
Joe: Yo I'm REALLY horny right now! Let's get really trashed by doing The Jesus and then do the teabag on each other.
SJ: Ewwwwwwwwwwwwww that's gross you sick bastard!
Tequila is soooooooo disgusting! Let's just do the teabag without doing The Jesus!
Joe: Ok
SJ: Ewwwwwwwwwwwwww that's gross you sick bastard!
Tequila is soooooooo disgusting! Let's just do the teabag without doing The Jesus!
Joe: Ok
by UCI_Pwns August 8, 2007
by mr Cunninglinguist April 1, 2013