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Jesticular Cancer

Cancer of the sense of humor. The sense of humor dies and the afflicted loses all ability to be funny. The only possible cure is a strong, regular dosage of hilarium
Brad: Yo, you wanna go hang with Tom?
Frank: Dude, I know I'm a dick, but he's just no fun since he got his Jesticular Cancer.
Brad: We should really cheer him up, though.
Frank: Fine. But we're getting ice cream after.
by Greg Brichton November 29, 2012
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Jesticular Cancer

Over exposure to Jes :)
You have Jesticular Cancer!" "Whut?!" "You've been exposed to Jes!
by DropDeadJes July 23, 2011
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testicular cancer

Hurts like BALLS. Actually, just plain hurts balls.
OOUUUUGHH! I've got testicular cancer!
by i'm+awesome May 21, 2006
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Gesticular Cancer

painful condition of the arms, caused by waving them about too much when you talk
"hey man, stop moving your hands so much when you talk, you'll get gesticular cancer!"
by Robbie Shepherd June 15, 2007
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Testicular Cancer

A nasty disease that forms tumors on your balls. Without surgery, radiation, and/or chemotherapy can be fatal.
I'm have surgery to remove one of my balls next week because I have testicular cancer!
by EE-TAOW February 4, 2010
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gesticular cancer

When one uses their hands excessively in order to animate whatever they are saying through gestures and motions; using hands too much while speaking.
"When Chong was trying to explain how the water cycle works, he was obviously suffering from an extreme case of gesticular cancer, due to his attempts to use his hands to illustrate the rain."
by Dangerloljkk March 14, 2009
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Eat my testicular cancer

A phrase used to insult people in the mills college alumni. Eat my testicular cancer originated from a secondary school in Vancouver, Canada by a very attractive and convenient person. It can also be used to describe someone with horrible green and yellow shoes, a trigger-happy Serbian, a Jarus-hakak with a very loose vigina or just plainly that racist idiot that went to Mills college.
Eat my testicular cancer jerk
go back to mills college
inconvenient is gabes word so eat my testicular cancer
by NNNN. Charles April 12, 2007
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