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Jerry Berry 

A hairless cat's name. Jerry Berry is beloved by many people around the word. He is a cute, fat, and an amazing hairless cat. He is famous, so you should worship him. He is the richest cat in the universe. His owner, Gloria, and her friends Piper, Molly, Payton, Claire, Ella and so many others love him.
Jerry Berry is so cool.

I love Jerry Berry
Jerry Berry by Jerry Berry Fan December 14, 2021
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Jerry Berry 

A name given to people named jared
A: Bro is that Jerry Berry?!
Jared: Yes
Jerry Berry by Lestercrestthenigga January 19, 2023

Jerry the Granola Berry King 

A dude named Jerry is obsessed with granola berry bars.
Hey Jerry. What are you eating?
Oh, I'm eating this tasty granola berry bar. It's my 9th one today!
You fucking Jerry the Granola Berry King.

Jerry Berries 

(1990's, possibly earlier)

1. A type of high-quality marijuana, named in honor of Grateful Dead frontman, Jerry Garcia.

2. Any high-grade marijuana sold as small buds.

Commonly used by Phish fans and modern hippies. Popular in Vermont.
"That guy with the dreads is selling northern lights and Jerry Berries."

"Look at the crystals on these Jerry Berries! Dank nugs, bro."
Jerry Berries by Menk November 29, 2006

Jerry Garry Barry Larry 

A weirdo that no one actually likes once you get to know him. He seems sweet but don't let that fool you. He's pretty weird and doesn't do much. ( Referenced from NBC's "Parks and Recreation")
Ugh. Stop being such a Jerry Garry Barry Larry.

Jerry's Berries 

A bedroom trick in which a man forcibly inserts his testicles into a girls butthole while jerking off, and right as he is about to blow a load he "pops" his balls out real fast and splooges on her face.

In reference to "Sherries Berries" famous Chocolate dipped strawberries. These are the chocolate dipped Man berries,

AKA: "Jerry's Berries"

During Jerry Brown's campaign for governor in California it was common at bars to hear the phrase "Give her the Berries Jerry!" yelled at the television screen when Jerry made statements against his hideous opponent Meg Whitman.
I took this guttermonster home the other night, she was so ugly that the only way I could finally nut was to give her the Jerry's Berries...
Jerry's Berries by SailorJerry88 November 7, 2010

jerrys hairy berry 

WHEN A MAN IS FUCKING A WOMAN HE IS GETTING HER FROM BEHIND IN THE VAGINA FORMING HAIRYER BERRYS THEN NORMAL..
(JERRYS HAIRY BERRY) DOGGIE STYLE
jerrys hairy berry by PACO101 February 17, 2010