jennifer may 

Jennifer is a young woman who roams the earth with much pride to her name. She is rich in beauty with long locks of golden hair. She cherishes in the sunlight and adores her hair and sweet milk and honey skin. She has an Ora of a goddess and is very tender and loving. When the rains come, she becomes a different person; eyes turn a deep emerald green and she covers herself in misery. She's a fair maiden. Those who will come to love her will love her very deeply from her warm heart and ravishing beauty. She is sweet and kind. When someone shall break her heart, she will never forget the pain. Men fall at her feet as she walks and only one man could break her heart. When this time comes, she will forever have deep green eyes full of misery and loss. She's a fragile girl with her luscious locks of blonde hair and her name to fit her perfectly; Jennifer May. She stands in gods white light and can make anyone lust for her sweet love. Jennifer is a heavenly angel and anyone who pushes her around or insults her pride shall be in gloom. When she loves someone she shows it and treats them with so much care and her love can make any man cry tears of joy. Be thankful to know a Jennifer May; you never know when you might loose her and her magnetic Ora of love and beauty she gives.

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jennifer may by Carlpediemos September 29, 2013

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008

eye bleach 

Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.

"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."

eye bleach by Rini2012 November 29, 2016