Definitions by X4nd
jedlock
Jedlock - when someone called Jed catches you in an unexpectedly long conversation about nothing interesting and that you cannot escape. Similar to a headlock but using annoying language. You are too polite to tell them to bog-off.
Related term: "Holy Jedlock" (when you're sadly married to the git due to poor judgement or severe misfortune).
Related term: "Holy Jedlock" (when you're sadly married to the git due to poor judgement or severe misfortune).
badasswipe
Sounds like a cool term of endearment ("badass") to begin with until you get to "Wipe".
Actually equivalent to calling someone a skid-mark/klinker/klingon but with more flair.
Technically a "bad ass(arse) wipe" is a description of failing to effectively cleanse one's anus after a bowel evacuation.
It leaves the suffering individual with a faint whiff(smell) of excrement(shit) in the air that follows them for the rest of the day. A halo of poo if you will.
Actually equivalent to calling someone a skid-mark/klinker/klingon but with more flair.
Technically a "bad ass(arse) wipe" is a description of failing to effectively cleanse one's anus after a bowel evacuation.
It leaves the suffering individual with a faint whiff(smell) of excrement(shit) in the air that follows them for the rest of the day. A halo of poo if you will.
"you're a freakin' badasswipe" (shouted ironically with faux excitement).
Sometimes "wipe" will be muted or delayed to give the target of the comment the impression they have just been "bigged-up" when in reality their personal hygiene has been called into serious question.
Sometimes "wipe" will be muted or delayed to give the target of the comment the impression they have just been "bigged-up" when in reality their personal hygiene has been called into serious question.
badasswipe by X4nd July 28, 2011