Definitions by X4nd
jedlock
Jedlock - when someone called Jed catches you in an unexpectedly long conversation about nothing interesting and that you cannot escape. Similar to a headlock but using annoying language. You are too polite to tell them to bog-off.
Related term: "Holy Jedlock" (when you're sadly married to the git due to poor judgement or severe misfortune).
Related term: "Holy Jedlock" (when you're sadly married to the git due to poor judgement or severe misfortune).
badasswipe
Sounds like a cool term of endearment ("badass") to begin with until you get to "Wipe".
Actually equivalent to calling someone a skid-mark/klinker/klingon but with more flair.
Technically a "bad ass(arse) wipe" is a description of failing to effectively cleanse one's anus after a bowel evacuation.
It leaves the suffering individual with a faint whiff(smell) of excrement(shit) in the air that follows them for the rest of the day. A halo of poo if you will.
Actually equivalent to calling someone a skid-mark/klinker/klingon but with more flair.
Technically a "bad ass(arse) wipe" is a description of failing to effectively cleanse one's anus after a bowel evacuation.
It leaves the suffering individual with a faint whiff(smell) of excrement(shit) in the air that follows them for the rest of the day. A halo of poo if you will.
"you're a freakin' badasswipe" (shouted ironically with faux excitement).
Sometimes "wipe" will be muted or delayed to give the target of the comment the impression they have just been "bigged-up" when in reality their personal hygiene has been called into serious question.
Sometimes "wipe" will be muted or delayed to give the target of the comment the impression they have just been "bigged-up" when in reality their personal hygiene has been called into serious question.
badasswipe by X4nd July 28, 2011
Crode
Crode - crummy code, crappy code. Derogatory Software Engineering term used to describe "other people's" best coding efforts.
Do I really have to use that crode in my application?". "I know you think he's good, but I wouldn't touch his crode with someone else's long stick.
jabbarcle
(sounds like debacle). A great disaster or a complete failure caused by well meaning people with a first name "Jabbar".
"What a complete Jabbarcle". Used for example when a DBA Jabbar manages to drop a very important database table.