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a cool dude, usually friends with an awesome portuguese chick, known to be slightly weird but in an awesome way.
"OMG! did you see that guy!?"

"Yeah he was a total jemel!"
jemel by friedchickenandfries October 17, 2011
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A lying piece of shit who sits on his ass all day and plays video games

Doesn't know how to spell and has the hairline of a man in his 60's
That guy is totally a Jemel
Jemel by sharqeeufa1019 July 3, 2018
Related Words
jemel Jemelyn Jemela Jemelia jemell Jemely jemelah jemele Jemelee Jemelene
Typically a man who is West Indian and likes to trap their girlfriends by getting them pregnant.
Did you see that girl Ashley last night?

- yeah she probably got JEMELED.
Jemel by Aongkingco November 9, 2014
Jamela in Arabic means beautiful. She is the prettiest girl in the world and could become a model. Jamela is best known for her beauty. She is smart, loyal and you wouldn't want to lose her. She could be shy at first but when you get to know her you'll find out that she's really funny and kind. She gives great advice. She is quite stubborn at times but overall she is the best person you could meet.
Jamela by iloveexposing123 October 29, 2021
A grown ass man on discord showing his cock and swinging it around
Yo y’all seen that video of jemeat? “Yes I did indeed
jemeat by Bajisolos December 28, 2021
A universal answer for any question. Can be used in situation and will instantly answer you either can't answer for reasons or just don't know.
"Where were you last night?"
"Jemen."
Jemen by JEMEN June 10, 2019
A soulmate, a perfect 10. The best type of woman. A fantasy.
Man 1: I really love Jenel.
Man 2: I know, I pray for a girl like her.
Jenel by Aronkat December 19, 2016
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murderhobo 

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Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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