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Jeffery the Giraffe 

The god that is the mascot of Toys"R"Us. Sadly, he isn't seen as much since Toys"R"Us went out of business. He is still active on Twitter, however.
Jeffery the Giraffe is the mascot of Toys"R"Us and is literally a god.

Jeffery Thomas 

A dick-head fisher-man. He has a bad temper, but loving heart bigger than his butt. He makes love like non-other.
Jeffery Thomas can catch the biggest fish known to man.

Jeffery Dahmer that hoe 

When you shove a 12inch dildo in another males asshole and they can feel It in their stomach. Then they start puking up blood it’s horrible.
Yeah I Jeffery dahmer that hoe everyday. I love the blood afterwords
Jeffery Dahmer that hoe by anonymous February 14, 2023

T-Herbert Jeffrey 

The most amazing 7th grade math teacher in existence. He may have bad math jokes, but he has an amazing personality.
Mainly known as TJ.
T-Herbert Jeffrey, if you are reading this, thank you for teaching us.

The Jeffery Paul Grasso Classic 

You put canes sauce in a man’s asshole and eat it out with a chicken tender.
Did you The Jeffery Paul Grasso Classic him last night?
Ya for sure it was great.

Tape Jeffery 

I know I already said it: but if some people who have tape can't be seen, that's because they aren't tape.

How to become Tape Jeffery? Just tape yourself! In this series I have been talking with Dave and his crew to get us started with tape Jefferies and what we can become.

So let's get started!

1) Create your own Tape Jefferies.

2) Create your own Tape Jefferies and a personal tape reel.

3) Build your own tapes tape reel. We will be doing both tape Jefferies and personal tape Jefferies.

4) Get Your Tape Jefferies And Tape Jefferies!
My brother wanted to do was be goofy and play pranks.

One day, he was playing with a roll of toilet paper.

He cut it in half, like a birthday cake and threw it at my mother.

He told her not to say anything, so my mom pretended not to notice.

My brother was getting tired of playing around and started to push the limits.

Then, he started to sing.

"Baby, baby, where have you been?

I miss you baby, baby... I hope you don't forget about me.

Baby, baby, where have you been?

I miss you soo much."

My mother continued to ignore him.

He sang the same song over and over again.

After the third time, my mother told him to stop singing and went to the living room.

He was thinking that he had finally gotten her attention and didn't want her to stop by saying something like, "Jeffery!

You are being annoying."

So, he took the toilet paper, walked to the hall closet and pulled out a roll of tape.

"Look!

It's Tape Jeffery!"

He was getting a laugh out of this.

I guess it was pretty funny for him to pull out this giant roll of tape and wrap it around my mother's arms and legs.
My brother enjoyed it.

He laughed harder than I have ever seen him laugh.

The tape started to tear when he was almost done with her.

He threw the toilet paper roll aside and grabbed the rest of the tape off the counter.

He was smiling and laughing at the same time.

He grabbed her by her arm and tape.

She started screaming, "Jeffrey!

No!

Please!

Stop!

Don't tape me."

He began to beat her.
Tape Jeffery by Drapen April 27, 2022