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Jeffersonned 

At a strip club, folding a 2 dollar bill to look like a $20, to get more then you paid for.
That ripper was so hawt last night! I was low on funds, so I Jeffersonned her into the Champagne Room.
Jeffersonned by MMMagic Man July 20, 2018
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Jeffersoned 

Getting so drunk, you often don't remember anything of the night before and often loose your hand bag
Man, last night I got so Jeffersoned, I cant find my handbag
Jeffersoned by corbyc May 25, 2013

Jeffersoned 

To get the shit beat out of you; to take an ass beating
That guy just got Jeffersoned!
Jeffersoned by GPD137 January 18, 2020

In 1803, Thomas Jeffersonnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn 

When you are typing your history homework then you fall alseep on your keyboard
In 1803, Thomas Jeffersonnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn purchased the Louisiana territory from France.
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Failure Shower 

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.
Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.
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Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
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High School Liquid 

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.
He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.
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