Jeff Foxworthy 

1. A popular comedian among NASCAR fans, mulletheads, Pabst Blue Ribbon drinkers and rednecks (like those are different categories). Creator of the "You Might Be A Redneck" series of jokes. I say "jokes" loosely, as they're all slight derivations of the exact same joke, which isn't really a joke to begin with, just observation: rednecks lack class & intelligence. The only humor is that the rednecks themselves love this joke more than anyone. "We're backwards losers, that is SOOOO funny!"

2. Any one-trick pony such as definition 1.

1. "Jeff Foxworthy's on TV! Wanna watch?"
"No, I gotta clip my toenails or something..."

2. "Dat Phan won Last Comic Standing and EVERY joke was about being Korean... what a Foxworthy..."

Jeff Foxworthy by Madmann October 13, 2005

jeff foxworthy 

an unfunny person, who only has 1 joke up his sleeve. he is the reason everyone thinks southerners are stupid. had a sitcom that thankfully failed. he must die!

oh my god! they're showing rerun jeff foxworthy, where did the damn remote go?

jeff foxworthy by da trick biatch December 21, 2005

Jeff Foxworthy 

The redneck comedian. Truly a funny guy who created the "You Might be A Redneck" thing.

If your dad walks you to school cause your in the same grade, you might be a redneck.

Jeff Foxworthy by Pyro Maniac May 9, 2004

Jeff Foxworthy 

One of the best comedians ever

Jeff Foxworthy is on Blue Coller TV now on Comedy Central Monday nights at 10

Jeff Foxworthy by SCANK March 21, 2005

Jeff Foxworthy 

one of the best comedians out there today. Anyone who thinks differently can just bite me!

If your wife tells you "Move this transmission so I can take a bath!" you might be a redneck.

Jeff Foxworthy by Tiff April 23, 2005

jeff foxworthy 

One unfunny individual. (Who happens to have a red neck.)

Hey look, it's Jeff Foxworthy!
YOU SUCK!

jeff foxworthy by Milo Dangler March 25, 2005

jeff foxworthy 

The worst comedian ever, who rapes all the children on are you smarter than a fifth grader. AND IS NOT SMARTER THAN A FIFTH GRADER!

"you know you're a redneck when your sister's your mom, and your grandma's your cousin and your neice"
Jeff Foxworthy

jeff foxworthy by A Silvz February 22, 2009