Jedi is cockney-rhyming slang meaning "Red Eye"

Red eye being one of the symptoms of being stoned/high/gurning/lean/under the influence.
You should of seen me the other night, smoked half an ounce, had a proper Jedi.
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1. A group, or "order" of individuals who can read minds, float things yadda yadda. who every one with not much of a life wishes they where.

2. Most brits, when pushed into saying what religion they are will say, jedi.
geeky kid - man those jedi knights are sooooo cool, i wanna be one (making pathetic lightsabre noises and waving an invisible sword)

Researcher - so sir, what religion are you?
Guy - erm, let me see.
Researcher - come on sir, its not a difficult question is it?
Guy - eeerrrmmm. Jedi?
by TuBsy February 16, 2005
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A loser who can't hold a match to a Sith Lord! Usualy ranting on about proffecies and what not.
Anakin was a Jedi before he woke up and smelled the bacon and became a Sith.
by Darth_`Eowyn September 09, 2006
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In terms of haircuts a Jedi is simply a "rat tail" only it is grows from the far left or right on the back on your head not in the middle.
by Willl Leonard February 14, 2007
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Weak creatures who fear the true nature of the Force. They seek to manipulate all who are strong in the Force, and fear that they will be surpassed by their underlings. They are fools!
1) "Master" Yoda ran to Degobah to escape the Sith and the true nature of the Force.
2)You suck Jedi.
by LORD REVAN! April 18, 2005
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A person from Star Wars who has a total resemblance to a phychic except he/she can fight chaoticly.
1. they can levitate things
2. they can control minds
3. they can forsee the future
4. they can sense a presence

only one they can't do (yet) is read minds...
by theEnder December 03, 2003
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1. One who is unskilled in PvP on the MMO star wars galaxies, and needs a glowstick to feel uber and powerful. They still are often owned even with 1.5x the skills of a normal player.
All the rebels have jedi's but they still suck.
by Pot8o July 09, 2005
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