Jean-philippe

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Originates from the prostitutes and criminals from Belgium, that were sent to the new world. The mixture of french and english gave rise to an impossibly beatiful creature. The rare Jean-philippe is an extremely shy entity, that when spotted, will quickly turn and run with his long chicken like legs. When cornered, he will shake his lower lip and his eyes will swell to resemble the head of a teacup chihuahua. With this skill he can take over hollywood and have all the male himbo's worship him.

guy "hey did you see the new movie with that Jean-philippe?"
girl "The one where he looks like the chihuahua, or the one where he runs from the police, or the one where he is naked on his back?"
guy "yes"
girl "oh my god i love him"

Jean-philippe by Gereniuk February 10, 2010

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Jean-Philippe

A man with a majestic beard.
Edibles. Carries a large club.
Likes guns.
And seriously this club is like deadly.
Possibly a t1000

Dude that things bigger than Jean-Philippe's Dick.

Jean-Philippe by Yeah_I-_wentThere August 3, 2017

Jean-Philippe Lapierre

Name or adjective
The act of always losing at NHL99, or complaining about the team you chose and the controller.

That guy is such a Jean-Philippe Lapierre

Jean-Philippe Lapierre by The Real Crown Burger Braa March 14, 2018

Jean Philipp

The type of person to really comprehend his attidude.
Seems shy and not talkative, but as soon that you know him and he feels trusted, you can talk with him about anything. from silly to serious stuff, he would feel every emotion with you.
He is often observing first and trying to understand the situation and is often thinking within himself before taking action.
He is relying to his terms of his guts.

Naturally trying to hold his emotions hiden.
He is whole hearted and want you to stay in a cool vibe, trying to make people happy.
If you hurt him or taking him for granted he could really let every emotion out.
If You somehow make him angry, than you should watch out, because he would be a really different person when mad, it would be the best for everyone to communicate with him and calming him down.
He nonetheless is a lovable person acting all calm, but can feel chaotic
When you know every layer of his personality then you have a friend or lover for your life.

Jean Philipp: You want to go out for an meal?
Girlfriend: yeah shure, are you paying up?
Jean Philipp: 'beeing stingy af and laughs' No..., you know i'm stingy, maybe next time.
Girlfriend: 'having an crisis' yeah i know but... just this once?
Jean Philipp: I'm stingy, but i can try beeeing generous too.
Cousin: 'interrupting the conversation' f*ck you
Jean Philipp: 'fooling around' no, fuck me
everyone having a laugh and hearing in there head 'sweet home alabama'

Jean Philipp by McGeadeClure6102 November 22, 2021

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.

Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life by Sus Chad September 21, 2026

Word of the Day on September 25, 2026

crunchy

Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.

"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"

crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007

Word of the Day on September 24, 2026

Galantir

A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.

Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.

Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026

Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.

DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.

murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021

Word of the Day on September 22, 2026

Whale

In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.

"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."

Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020

Word of the Day on September 21, 2026