jean-michael mönke

Jean-Michael Mönke is a awesome guy from philippines. He looks good, his style is lit and he's got a big dick. Also every girl wants to be his girlfriend because he is handsome,smart,single,a hypebeast,gentle,funny and just perfect.

Jean-Michael Mönke is perfect😍

jean-michael mönke by PiewDiePie December 31, 2016

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Jean Michael

Super sexy that makes boys wanna hump themselves and do eachother while the girls start giving me blowjobs all day.
Also he is Megans bitch. lawl

Jean Michael is sexy

Jean Michael by xXSolarChaosXx July 14, 2009

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Michaëlle Jean

The 49th govenor general(2005-current 2009) of Canada 27th since Confederation, appointed by Queen Elizabeth II on the recomendation of Prime Minister Paul Martin. All in all she has the ultimate power in the government, but none at all. She is a refugee from Hati, and one of the few women to hold this position. Before this she was a journalist.

Person 1- hey who allowed that stupid law to pass.
Person 2- Michaëlle Jean signed it, but really she had no choice, if she didn't she would be out a job and the public would be mad.
Person 1- oh so blame the Prime Minister again?
Person 2- Sounds good

Michaëlle Jean by yummy_bear March 21, 2009

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Serial Monogamist

Someone who jumps from one relationship immediately into another one.

Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.

Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.

Person 1: Damn, Dustin already has a new girlfriend?! It's only been two weeks since he broke up with his fiance! I think he's a sociopath.

Person 2: No, he's a serial monogamist...

Serial Monogamist by Goody2Shuze March 6, 2016

Word of the Day on June 22, 2026

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liquid lunch

A lunchbreak comprised entirely of alcoholic beverages, and no food.

"With all the lay-offs that morning, it was rough. I hit the bar around the corner for a liquid lunch mid-day."

liquid lunch by Alexandra July 27, 2004

Word of the Day on June 21, 2026

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dunzo

Dunzo, a slang word for done/finshed. Made famous by the Laguna Beach cast.

This car is so dunzo. (Kristin's car breaks down.)

dunzo by Joey Pellet December 8, 2004

Word of the Day on June 20, 2026

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ankle biter

Someone or something that bites your ankles.
To a postman, an ankle biter is often known as a dog.
To an adult, an ankle biter may be a toddler.
To hikers, an ankle biter is sometimes a tick.
And so on.

"Dang ankle biter took off my whole leg!!"

ankle biter by the sane maniac February 2, 2004

Word of the Day on June 19, 2026

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