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Jean Jam 

When a hipster eats nothing but fruit rollups and shits their pants.
The hipster ate only fruit rollups for three days and had jean jam for the next five.
Jean Jam by IPitFukOnYou June 27, 2016
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Jean Jam 

Sam and I jean jammed all night... now i am really sore.
Jean Jam by missktann December 20, 2008

Jean Jam 

When jeans are way too tight on your junk. Limits mobility, decreases circulation, and potentially lowers sperm count.
Tim: "These new jeans I just got are really cramming my junk when I try to move, Mike."
Mike: "Sounds like you are getting jean jammed."
Jean Jam by jeanjamisreal September 27, 2015
Word of the Day on September 29, 2015

Jean Jam 

To dance in fun and intense way.
I went to this awesome Jean Jam last night at my high school.
Jean Jam by Ryan Hopps November 7, 2007

Jean Jam 

To dance in a fun and intense way.
I was jean jamming all night at the club.
Jean Jam by Ryan Hopps November 7, 2007

Jean Jammin 

dry humping, a favorite past time of high schoolers and those waiting for marriage, jean jammin does not require participants to be actually in jeans, any fabric seperation is acceptable, but of course the "double denim" jean jam is a classic and feared by all men
I was trying to get with this ho, but we ended up just jean jammin for like 2 hours and my shit was raw
Jean Jammin by Jason H April 22, 2004

jean jamming 

Dry humping with your clothes on.
So did you get laid last night? No, just some jean jamming. Man, my dick is chafed!
jean jamming by jrjohnson78 July 30, 2008
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