Jazers

The adjective to describe the brightness of led headlights at night. The comes from the combination of the words Jewish, space, and lazers.

Those jazers are blinding the hell outta me.

by Da Jefe27 January 3, 2026

Jakers

Jakers is used in Ireland as a euphemism for Jesus, to avoid taking his name in vain. See also: Janey Mac and James's Street (both euphemisms for Jesus Christ).

Jakers, did she really!?

by Matt Madra April 26, 2008

jagerschlager

A shot comprised of Jagermeister and Goldschlager, previously known as liquid cocaine (the 80's are over man)...you bartender will appreciate this change.

Hey, two Jagerschlagers over here douche!

by sAmMeRp December 9, 2006

Jagershima

Chugging a full cup of jager and following it up with a full cup of redbull.

Enough jagerbombs combined that it is as big as a blast for hiroshima.

Take a jagershima for a big blast.

by Zucco July 9, 2007

James Jamerson

The original grand-daddy of electric bass. Even legendary Jaco Pastorius was influenced by him along with many other greats like Paul McCartney, Jack Bruce, John Entwistle, Geddy Lee ect. One of the most important factor for Motown's success, he played bass like nobody did before improvising lines, injecting soul and bringing in the groove while using nothing more than his pointer finger. It's being said he never changed strings or cleaned the frets to keep the raw sound of "sweat and dirt infested wood and steel" intact. An epitome, he was a true professionals playing whats required of bass players, that is support the song rather than being a showboat playing the so called lead bass crap which Victor Wooten, Stanley Clarke, Billy Sheehan, Bootsy Collins, Les Claypool and the likes do nowadays. Actually I like that also and never intend to take the brilliance away from these masters, yet I think James Jamerson is the one who started popular electric bass playing. Sadly, Berry Gordy exploited him and he was not able to adapt to the fast changing needs of the music industry leading an obscured life uncredited for all the greatness he deserved. James departed this miserable planet in 1983 due to excessive alcoholism, but as time went by his genius was discovered and even a documentary was made on him and the Funk Brothers (the Motown band of the 60s). Today he is considered one of the greatest bassists who ever lived. Respect & RIP JJ.

New bass freak: Who played bass in Marvin Gaye's Whats going on?
Old timer: James Jamerson
New bass freak: Wtf, I always thought Jenna Jameson was only a pornstar.
Old timer: JAMES JAMERSON you idiot (and shoots himself)

Go check youtube for more examples

by Dr.Sperm June 21, 2011

Princess Jamers

one member of the superhero group Team Gay. Princess Jamers consumes large amounts of Jamesons Whiskey. She has the power to Shhh people.

1) Princess Jamers that man is out of control. P.J: SHHHH!
2) Look a full bottle of whiskey, This looks like a job for Princess Jamers

by Mark Dahl July 30, 2006

davey-jad jamaica, jamiel aidEn cinder-tubby-maid-lope dAviS hot-cold pocket, jamer jamerson coopycooper the sohan stan,cinderella,ed sheeran ripoff , telEtUBbiE, WaSte of OxEGyn , the sofia the first judd

davey-jad jamaica, jamiel aidEn cinder-tubby-maid-lope dAviS hot-cold pocket, jamer jamerson coopycooper the sohan stan,cinderella,ed sheeran ripoff , telEtUBbiE, WaSte of OxEGyn , the sofia the first judd

- a very short nickname to call your friend named james

wow did you see davey-jad jamaica, jamiel aidEn cinder-tubby-maid-lope dAviS hot-cold pocket, jamer jamerson coopycooper the sohan stan,cinderella,ed sheeran ripoff , telEtUBbiE, WaSte of OxEGyn , the sofia the first judd he robbed a bank yesterday

by jamersonfanaccount December 17, 2020