jaymon

Name: jaymon Mug
Brand: Urban Dictionary
Price: 25.00 USD
Availability: InStock

Sexy beast taming god but he's a fuckboy so you have to be careful or he will break your heart he's very handsome and attractive and falls in love quick so be gentle and kind he doesn't realize he's a fuckboy so you have to try and change that about him he's a misunderstood guy but is still fun to be around and always a head turner

Jaymon is so hot.
I want to marry him.
So do I .

jaymon by Hxhxhxhcgxh July 26, 2016

Get the jaymon mug.

Urban Dictionary Merch

Your favorite words on things you can wear, drink from, read, or give to a friend.

The Urban Dictionary Store sells gifts you’ll have to explain.

Add to cart $24.95

Choose size $32.95

Choose size $49.95

Add to cart $29.95

Jaymon

A skinny black dude with a big fat ass jiggly booty

“Why tf Jaymon booty so big, he lil af”

Jaymon by GoodCar August 2, 2019

Get the Jaymon mug.

Related Words

jaymon • JAYMOND • JAYMONEYGETCA$H • jaymoney • jaymonie • jaymonn • Jay Monopoly • Jayson • Jaydon • jaylon

jaymon

Jaymon is a word commonly used to describe a down-low nigga. Jaymon is a word commonly used to describe a certain fuckboi group that consists of light-skinned closeted homosexuals. They will sleep with men but have relationships with girls. The more convincing he is with his current situation the more he usually is hiding. Very convincing and will stop at nothing to prove how straight they are, at all costs.

"Hey did you see that Jaymon thats with MJ? "
"Yeah, That Jaymon nigga be all over Tumblr and porn hub. "
"Doesn't he fuck with a girl though, or he fully Jaymon?'
"Its an act, listen to him beg for more in that video, that is definitely Jaymon, on god"

jaymon by trippytrav June 16, 2018

Jaymon

That nigga Jaymon booty lil but it’s soft as fuck, and his bootyhole tight

“That nigga Jaymon milked tf outta my dick”

Jaymon by GoodCar August 2, 2019

Get the Jaymon mug.

Jayonna

She's a comedian. The type of person you can talk to about everything but she might crack some jokes. She's a tomboy and always eating. She can be petty/evil when somebody messes with her. She's so cute like CUTE CUTE. Doesn't like to reply to text but if she responds you're lucky my friend. Her hits hurt like hell dude so don't play fight or fight her because you're not gonna win.

Ma! Jayonna beat me up for takin her food!

Jayonna by Pettylevels June 8, 2019

Get the Jayonna mug.

jayzmont

a dumb ass dope fiend

that fuckin pill popper what a jayzmont

jayzmont by fuckinjayzmontfucc January 18, 2017

Get the jayzmont mug.

Jayona

She's most defiantly that bitch ! She's smart , pretty , has a nice body , has nice hair. She'll fight any bitch so don't try her. She's nice and funny. She has hoes but doesn't even give them the time of day.

Jayona is the real definition of a bad bitch.

Jayona by BestDressedOverDressed February 12, 2018

Get the Jayona mug.

pod person

A person pretending to be something they aren't, or an impostor. This is inferred because of the old alien movies where alien pods appear on earth and the "pod people" dispose of the humans and slowly reproduce the bodies, pretending to be humans.

The pod person was pretending to be my father, but I knew that he was an alien when he acted differently than my father ever would have.

pod person by Christopher M. May 9, 2005

Word of the Day on November 10, 2026

Get the pod person mug.

dead drop

A dead drop is a location used to secretly pass items between two people, without requiring them to meet.

Spies have been known to use dead drops, using various techniques to hide the items and to signal that the drop has been made. Drug dealers use this as well.

A common place is to duct tape the item to the underside of a toilet cover in a public restroom.

A signal is sometimes used as well to indicate there is something to pickup, like a pile of stones in a certain formation. After checking the drop the signal is removed.

"The dead drop is the restroom toilet at the Gulf station at the corner of Commercial Ave. and Georges Rd."

dead drop by rubberroom July 23, 2008

Word of the Day on November 9, 2026

Get the dead drop mug.

No Surprises Wedding

A "No Surprises Wedding," or NSW, is a wedding invitation designation that tells attendees that there can be no unplanned announcements, engagements, events or speeches at the wedding - all actions must be pre-approved by the couple. Anyone who performs an unapproved "surprise" will be asked to leave the wedding early.

This designation comes from Reddit, where so many stories of bad wedding behavior indicated a need to communicate expectations for the wedding behavior of attendees.

You are cordially invited to the nuptials of Brian and Tom on October 31 at noon.

Please note that this wedding is child-free (under 10) and a No Surprises Wedding (NSW). Reach out to wedding planner Sami Smith to request approvals or exceptions; please note that exceptions will be rare. Limited child care for under-10s will be available. All approvals will be noted and included in planning. Unapproved, or surprise exceptions, will result in guests being asked to leave.

No Surprises Wedding by dbdefenestrate August 27, 2023

Word of the Day on November 8, 2026

Get the No Surprises Wedding mug.