A homosexual asian individual who chemically enhances their hair in an attempt to attract ABGs, and as a result will always have one airpod in listening to keshi, laufey or wave to earth with their hands in their pockets. Side effects include being terrible at goalkeeping and being unable to identify what a capillary is, biologically.

"Jaymao, you are so buns! Go chase the huzz instead of playing keeper!"
"Sybau unc"

jaymao by retardedniggah September 23, 2025

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Nutshot

It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.

Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.

Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009

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