Jay'len

A boy who has a sponge type hair and is funny some times but can be rude at other. The moment you meet him u will think he is funny, but don'tmake him mad or he will ghost you forever

I think Jay'len would like to get to know you.

by Lizzy_heyyy March 1, 2018

jay leno chin pillows

Extremely Large Breats of a Female.

Damn, I'd love to put my mouth on those Jay Leno Chin Pillows.

by I-Robot September 18, 2006

Jay Leno Syndrome

When a person's head is much fatter or larger than expected from the rest of their body. Often, victims will have a perfectly thin or average body with a very large head, or a round face despite no other weight problem. The syndrome has been known to affect both men and women of all ages. There are only two known cures: Reaching extreme obesity to offset the effects of the syndrome, or self-decapitation. The latter may kill you, but the syndrome dies as well.
Has been known to affect:
Jay Leno (Tonight Show host and comedian)
Aaron Eckhart (Actor "Thank you for smoking"
David Gilmour (Pink Floyd's legendary guitarist and singer)
Donald Trump (Billionaire real estate mogul)
Garry Shandling (Comedian "The Larry Sanders Show")
Jason Bateman (Actor "Arrested Development)
Barry Bonds (Home run king and likely steroid user)
Bruce Willis (actor "Pulp Fiction)

"You know he's only 180 pounds?"
"Really? But his head's so fat!"
"Yeah, he's got a major case of Jay Leno Syndrome."

by Jesse Crall February 17, 2008

jay leno

when something has run it's course but one or more participants refuse to acknowledge it.

i broke up with her last night but she showed up at my place today for lunch, all "jay leno" like we were still together...?

by wgzn September 30, 2009

Jay Leno

the 'Brett Favre' to Conan O'Brien's 'Aaron Rodgers'; coming back in the wake of retirement to screw another man's career; flip flop

Man, don't be a Jay Leno. Step down while you can, and let someone else handle it.

by SawGuru January 14, 2010

Jay Leno

an insult you call someone if they're a backstabbing whore who crushes dreams

That Jay Leno stole Conan O'Brien's time slot and the integrity of late night talk shows.

by imisspenhall21 January 15, 2010

jay leno

a comedian with a popular talk show who has a large jaw and collects cars

Guy ---- "I am sorry, but we have to break up."

Girl -----"Oh, But why?"

Guy ---- "Its your chin... you look like... like... JAY LENO!!!!!!!!!!!




Did you hear what Jay Leno said on the tonight show last night?

by master stghm April 4, 2004