jasper

a man to fuck for days

cum in my panties jasper

by daryldddd 32 November 21, 2018

jasper

he is an extremely nice guy who will lie just because he doesn't want to hurt your feelings, he will say sorry way to much and he is easy to have a crush on. He will pity himself but he is actually really amazing, he will go out of his way to help others. He is also extremely cute and otaku, I love him and he is the best person ever <3

"is that a JASPER because they blew me away"

by ota - cool April 1, 2014

Jaspers

Jaspers - What people from the country call wasps or bees.

" Watch out for the Jaspers!!!"
"Them Jaspers gonna sting you"
" Bloody Jaspers in my Pint"

by BestBowden September 3, 2009

jasper

Big buff cheeto puff, antagonist from the cartoon Steven Universe. She is very big and very orange with stripes. She's also really gay.

I'm so gay for Jasper I want her to wreck me.

by memelovingfuck69 October 23, 2015

jasper

Old man character on the Simpsons. Grandpa's friend. Has square beard. Has some hilarious lines.

Jasper: Is this seat taken, little girl?
Bart: I'm not a girl! Are you blind?
Jasper: *Pause* Yesss.

by Iowa dogg June 22, 2005

jasper

A prison term used as slang for a black lesbian in the 1970's and -80's. It is uncommon today.

"I have no problem with being a dyke, but I still feel utter revulsion the second I hear the word 'jasper'"

by Axel Edgren September 3, 2005

Jaspers

A very British term for breasts/boobs/tits.

World Cup. Girl fan is shown on screen: "Get your Jaspers out for the lads!"

by l4yercke July 11, 2018