Jared Followill

Beyond sexy bassist for Kings of Leon. Spends most of his time on tour or in his swimming trunks. Currently achieves his gravity defying hair through the use of "angel tears and the salvia of a unicorn". Has an oddly arousing high pitched laugh, and uses the word 'totally' every chance he gets.

Jared Followill makes your seat vibrate.

Jared Followill by Millie Followhore April 16, 2011

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Jared Followill

Actually not a guitarist! He's the basist - get your facts straight woman!

Jared looks so face-meltingly cool when he plays (bass)

Jared Followill by Rosie January 1, 2005

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Jared Followill

Most coolest hillbilly guitarist for coolest hillbilly band (kings of leon)
Very hot, very cool and mine

Jared Followill is mine

Jared Followill by Caitlin February 28, 2004

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wrongun

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28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!

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