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Basically a dude who loves making accents and taking girls
Jarebb: hi baby (american accent)
Shervyn: OMG he is so hot
Jarebb by Dawg boi January 22, 2019
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jaredbeebe 

a small vole like creature whom spends most of it's time in the dark eating fudge pudding
did you see that?.. you mean that jaredbeebe?
jaredbeebe by malacyman March 21, 2010
jareb: a person who is a male, Once jareb finds a lady, he would not want to let go.
Is most likely to have adventure in his life.
Entertains a crowd with humor;Tries to find the easy way out of life;Does not focus on a job/school.
A planner.
needs to know how to respect elders.
"jareb, your handsome."

"What are the plans tonight jareb?"

"jareb should focus more about his education."
jareb by Tiffany Barret June 26, 2008

JaredBlack 

Referring to someone that is considered below the functional IQ of a normal person,
"Jimmy is so stupid hes JaredBlack"
JaredBlack by JustYourAverageOddity November 29, 2022
A wonderful and intelligent guy. He's loyal and funny and knows how to have fun.
I met the coolest guy, whose name was Jareb
Jareb by ToriTopaz January 25, 2017

Jareboozled 

When a person named Jared Bamboozles you, you are Jareboozled. In most cultures, this is referred to as an art or highly skilled form of martial arts and the chosen one for this responsibility is given a new name called "Jared". The chief or leader of the tribe will task Jared with the responsibility of convincing an unfriendly warring tribe member that the two tribes will unite when in all actuality he is Bamboozling them and luring them into a snare or trap. By the time the warring tribe realizes what happened, they are at the mercy of the Tribe of Jared and in most cases suffer damages or losses.
A friend asked me to send him money to fix his car so that he could drive down to visit me. I sent him the money and never heard from him again. He was so convincing and I am now out $500, I was Jareboozled.
Jareboozled by Bros of Jared August 31, 2021

Jarebear 

When someone fucks up big time or bush leagues big time. One calls it a jerbear. Also when you slur your words not-on-purpose and have the coordination of a drunk Tomasso Martino. A common way to be called a jarebear is to rub your nutless nutsack on your mothers chest then fall down 20 flights of stairs repeatedly in hopes of saving your life that obviously has been in the crapper since you were born. If you are commonly made fun of because you lack the abillity to remember 3 simple digits to your locker combination and your handed a key instead(which you end up losing), and you insist on trying to tie the velcros on your shoes in hopes of fitting it, then you might be a jarebear.
Kid:"Hey you, Jarebear wanna make out"

Accused Jarebear: "Ew no, you must be a cubs fan"
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Kid: "JAREBEAR"
Accused Jarebear: you fwaann flight?, <trips and breaks his glasses"
Accused Jarebear: AHH, I CAN SHEE without my GLASSHES.

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A Jarebear: HEY COACH PETERS, LOL i bet i can beat you in bashketball.

C.P: Jerry, did your crap your pants again, i cant take you anywhere, you embarrass yourself.
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