Toxic friend : "Your so lucky to have a friend that isn't as lame as you loser"
You: *
Bitch slaps Toxic friend* "
January 18 man national bitch slap day!"
Toxic friend : "Oh my God I'm calling the police"
You: "pshhhh what are they gonna do it's
national bitch slap day beech!" *Bitch slaps Toxic friend double*
Toxic friend : *Fatality *