Januarians 

The people that flock to join the gym after Christmas. Never seen in any other month of the year.

‘The car park at the gym is so full this week!’ ‘Yes that will be the Januarians, will be back to normal in Feb’

‘I haven’t seen you here before’ ‘no, that’s because I’m a a Januarian’

Januarians by NatBen January 16, 2024

januaryandon 

A Twitch streamer with a love of alchohol and bunnies and his shaft goes by Jao

JanuaryAndOn loves his shaft

januaryandon by DkD_Killer September 15, 2020

Jancarian 

A religion based upon the idea of choice. There are three main Gods, Kedrunia, Druidia, and Gilreas, each one presenting a morale standing. Kedrunia representing Good, Druidia Evil, and Gilreas Neutrality. In this religion, followers choose a God to follow, and throughout their lives make decisions based upon those that their particular branch of Jancarianism dictates.

Dude, what's with those guys, are they like cult members or something?
Nah man, their just Jancarian.
wtf?

Jancarian by Azadeem December 19, 2010

Januaryandon 

A twitch streamer who loves bunnies, alcohol, and shafts, lots of shafts, he's the bestest boy and can make any lover of boats question their sexuality ;)

Januaryandon straight FUCKS

Januaryandon by Boat hunter October 14, 2020

The Januaries

Kind of like the Mondays but you feel like shit the whole month of January, by far the worst month of the year.

It's cold and there's nothing to do, the holidays are over and you go back to school/work, and the whole month just fucking sucks. And the fact that it's the first month makes it feel even longer.

What's wrong with Sean?
Oh, he's just got a real bad case of the Januaries.

The Januaries by HildaSimp January 5, 2025