Janet
by LoveHeaven November 22, 2019
Fictional character, who is the prettiest thing on the planet, has a body hotter than a habanero, and lips like a ripe pomegranate, and a smile so incredibly radiant you had to watch it through a peice of smoked glass.
She also owns a copy of Joe Dirt on dvd.
from Weird Al Yankovic's new song, close, but no cigar
She also owns a copy of Joe Dirt on dvd.
from Weird Al Yankovic's new song, close, but no cigar
Then I met sweet young Janet,
prettiest thing on the planet,
had a body hotter than a habenaro,
she had lips like a ripe pomegranate.
prettiest thing on the planet,
had a body hotter than a habenaro,
she had lips like a ripe pomegranate.
by Zankou February 3, 2007
Feminine form of John, defined as "God is gracious".
Has many issues at times but eventually works them out. She has her own so-called "catchphrases" that make her sound repetitive and frustrated at times. She enjoys watching shows when she should actually be doing her work and is very self-conscious of herself. She also tends to assume many things and should probably realize by now that half the things she assumes are not accurate. There are times when she can be super loud and obnoxious, but overall, she is a wonderful, sweet girl who is someone worth holding onto in the future.
Has many issues at times but eventually works them out. She has her own so-called "catchphrases" that make her sound repetitive and frustrated at times. She enjoys watching shows when she should actually be doing her work and is very self-conscious of herself. She also tends to assume many things and should probably realize by now that half the things she assumes are not accurate. There are times when she can be super loud and obnoxious, but overall, she is a wonderful, sweet girl who is someone worth holding onto in the future.
by unnaterialistic January 21, 2011
A woman with high moral values.A perfectionist and optimistic person.Graceful and full of life.Independent and goal getter.Enjoys being alone.
by Dr.Love$ November 29, 2019
a girl who is in it for the long run, will stay with you and has your back no matter. Can get anything or any one she wants. She's the baddest thing walking , sexy and down to earth. Crazy at times but she's a women who can hold her own! Has a mentality like no other. Awesome personality and only the real like being around her !!! If you're looking for a real chick down to ride, you found her.
by only the real December 22, 2016
Janet is the source of all information and knowledge for humans within The Good Place, and she can also provide them with any object as requested. Janet has a boundless void into which she often retreats. Janet is used primarily as a personal assistant by the residents of The Good Place. Most people summon her by saying 'Hey, Janet' or ‘Janet‘. and she then appears with a cheerful BING noise to help you with any request. (she also have a Doodoo sound when she leaves)
Janet is neither a human nor an Eternal Being, but rather an anthropomorphized vessel of knowledge; akin to an Artificial Intelligence. Furthermore, she is not a robot, nor is she a girl, and she politely points these out whenever anyone mistakes her for being either one. However, Janet uses she/her pronouns.
As stated by Janet, she is very high in potassium, like a banana.
She does not have skin.
-- She is basically what Siri would look like if Siri had a human form and no need to have access to internet to function.
See also, The good place for more information on Janet's powers and amazingness
Other version include:
OG Janet
Bad Janet
Neutral Janet
Disco Janet
Derek
Janet is neither a human nor an Eternal Being, but rather an anthropomorphized vessel of knowledge; akin to an Artificial Intelligence. Furthermore, she is not a robot, nor is she a girl, and she politely points these out whenever anyone mistakes her for being either one. However, Janet uses she/her pronouns.
As stated by Janet, she is very high in potassium, like a banana.
She does not have skin.
-- She is basically what Siri would look like if Siri had a human form and no need to have access to internet to function.
See also, The good place for more information on Janet's powers and amazingness
Other version include:
OG Janet
Bad Janet
Neutral Janet
Disco Janet
Derek
Jason: I love you girl
Janet: Not a girl :)
CHIDI-JANET: So, where are we, exactly? We’re not on Earth, right?
JANET: That’s correct, Chidi-Janet, you’re not. Your real bodies dematerialized when you entered my void, and your essences reconstituted themselves in this form.
CHIDI-JANET: Cool, cool. And when you say “void”...?
JANET: I mean a subdimension outside of space
and time, at the nexus of consciousness and matter, tethered to my essence. Does that help?
CHIDI-JANET: It does not help. Makes it way worse. I just wanna lie down. Where is down?!
Janet: Not a girl :)
CHIDI-JANET: So, where are we, exactly? We’re not on Earth, right?
JANET: That’s correct, Chidi-Janet, you’re not. Your real bodies dematerialized when you entered my void, and your essences reconstituted themselves in this form.
CHIDI-JANET: Cool, cool. And when you say “void”...?
JANET: I mean a subdimension outside of space
and time, at the nexus of consciousness and matter, tethered to my essence. Does that help?
CHIDI-JANET: It does not help. Makes it way worse. I just wanna lie down. Where is down?!
by brkfastcereals February 21, 2022
Loyal, loving, truthful, so if you don't wanna know the truth don't ask. Does not care for liars. Family is most important. She's the life of the party and can make an entrance like nobody else can! Very sensual and sexy and know just what she wants and will fight for what she believes in.
Janet is always Janet
by Sissy0157 December 20, 2016